We may look like a bunch of bumbling junior idiots Capt Sam, but believe me, we..we.. well actually we are, but that's besides the point, and that's what is going to save our collective butts, belive me sir, you shall be assimalated! We are the Borg...err Junior Rebels!
Now Junior Ozy, get down and nip up that sword, we need to be ready! Junior Ken, keep the duck close, I think your idea is grand and it may be our last hope! Ah Junior Tormie, just keep waving your pom pom, it looks really pretty in this lighting, kind of sparkles, might blind our enemy that way! Junior
Dork...ahh just do a little song and dance and stay out of the way.
Your leader,
JR Pleasures