ME-109 —
P51-Mustang— but Alcide, -No Pilots—
——> How did that happen ?
The Italian Pilot— spots a P-51 coming around and grabs the radio— "hey this she's absurb -I'm not gonna fight for Hitler, he's such a douche !" American Pilot—"Okay, so what do you wanta do ?"
Italian Pilot— "Wait, I know that island down there, they got fantasitc food and I know
a pair of HOT sisters there - and both who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch !"—
(American bails out) Italian Pilot follows him and they watch
as their planes disappear over the horizon ...
They married the sisters— became fishermen, and drinking buddies
for the rest of their lives...