Spend $2,000 for reservation, then Drive 800 miles 'to vacation resort—
and daughter hurts ankle 'before she can 'get to the pool...
Spend Whole "Vacation" -in ho$pital....
Then— you get S U P E R diarehia...
LONG drive home— and daughter and Wifey
blame everything on you...
The Joys— of parenting