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Police Files <br /> <br /> You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one... <br /> <br /> A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a <br /> night light, answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. <br /> They phoned a local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived <br /> and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. <br /> The cat they had put out into the back yard proceeds to scoot back into <br /> the house. <br /> They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat <br /> the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. <br /> The cat runs upstairs with the man in hot pursuit. <br /> Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the cab driver to know that the house <br /> will be empty for the night. <br /> She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. <br /> "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." <br /> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. <br /> "Sorry I took so long", he says as they drive away. <br /> "The stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a <br /> coat hanger to get her to come out ! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. <br /> Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me, but it worked. <br /> I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" <br /> <br /> The cab driver hit a parked car... <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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