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Jokes - As Long As They Keep Making Them...
Den Tracy [ Friday, 16 May 2003, 11:51 PM ]
Post subject: As Long As They Keep Making Them...
An elderly woman was making her way down the street with the assistance of a walker. She noticed police and some individuals up ahead so she decided to investigate. As she got closer, there were five ladies of the evening about to be arrested by some policemen.
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However, the elderly woman did not know this and as she approached the fifth woman, she proceed to ask her ...
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"Could you tell me what is going on here ?"
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The lady of the evening rolled her eyes and said sarcastically
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"They're handing out lollipops, what do you think ?"
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The elderly woman replied "Oh goodie..." and stood at the end of the line.
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One of the policemen noticed the elderly woman standing with the ladies, walked up to her and asked ...
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"Hey grandma, aren't you a bit too old for this ?"
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The elderly woman replied
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"As long as they keep making them, I'll keep sucking them !"
Ozymandias Jones [ Saturday, 17 May 2003, 04:39 AM ]
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You're a bad man, Dennis, a really bad man <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Den Tracy [ Saturday, 17 May 2003, 02:07 PM ]
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Thanks Mr. Jones ...
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For some time now, I have feared I was leaning too far over to the "good side"... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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I know, it's all Tormentor's fault ! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />
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I have hundreds of jokes, unfortunately 99% can't be repeated here or anywhere else...
mosca [ Saturday, 17 May 2003, 02:15 PM ]
Post subject: Tormentooootttt
TORMENTORRRR TOOORRMMMEEENNNTOOOOR
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I invoke you!!!
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RISE FROM THE 92!!!!
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Go Here and destroy the world hahahahahahaaaaaa
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Emanuele <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Sunday, 18 May 2003, 11:46 AM ]
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:-& BUUUH! BUUUUH! :-&
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... It's not the first time people said I bring bad influence... If you'll be in Milan on the 92 bus line it could happen that if you ask for an information to the driver it could reply with phrases like : "I don't know", "I'm a newbie, it's my first day here, sorry", "Yes, leave the bus at the first stop and you've arrived", "I don't understand", "I don't speak english, sorry", "Ich weiss nicht", "No comprendo"... Or (if there aren't witnesses) :"BURP!" <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />