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An italian immigrant dies, and because it was a good fellow it is admitted to heaven and Saint Peter gives him a cloud over the angels' choir. <br /> Time passes and our man goes to Saint Peter: <br /> "Hey chief, I like the choir very much, but after 5000 years... I'm a little fed up with it... I know that there is the possibility to have a little journey to the hell for the saved souls, isn't it ?" <br /> S.Peter (consulting the book of the rules): "Yeah, you can make a journey to hell only one time, just take the lift and go when You want..." <br /> <br /> So, our man goes to hell, when he arrives he find two lustful girls awaiting for him... and he has fun for the whole day... <br /> <br /> The following day our man goes to Saint Peter again: "Hey chief, the angels' choir is amazing... but... Honestly, hell is more *ahem* intersting for me... I know there is the possibility to choose the hell instead of heaven, isn't it ?" <br /> <br /> S.Peter: "You are right, but think deeper about it, you'll never come back here !" <br /> "Oh! No problem, I can no longer resist here, I hate jazz..." <br /> <br /> So our man take the lift and goes to hell... but... When he arrives a big, red demon push him with a pitchwork, driving to a lava pool... <br /> <br /> "OUCH! What are you doing ? Yesterday...." <br /> Demon : "Yesterday you were a rich tourist, TODAY you're a dirty WOP, move on!" <br /> <br /> (I hope the translation worked)

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