Tormie [ Sunday, 18 May 2003, 12:09 PM ]
Post subject: Modernity...
[color=#3600ff:ff312b63f4]An italian immigrant arrives at his destination in (Canada ? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt="" /> Australia ? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ). At the train station there is a fellow countryman awaiting for him, an old friend who will host him for the first period...
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While travelling on bus, our man looks astonished at the big town, palaces, people, cars, all things he had never seen before...
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He arrives at his friend's home (a one-room apartment in the underworld) and look all around.
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" Hey, that is a fridge! I've seen one, long time ago! Oh! You've a crapper INSIDE your home, you're a very rich man here... "
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Then he look at the bed and see a cloth over it...
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" Wow! and what are these ? I think they are called "drawers", isn't it right ? "
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" Oh, yes, they are mine" proudly replies his friend, smiling from ear to ear...
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" And... How do you use them ? "
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" Oh, it's easy, the yellow side goes in front, and the brown one goes behind..."
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Ozymandias Jones [ Monday, 19 May 2003, 12:04 AM ]
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What they say about you is true...
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You're a funny man <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Den Tracy [ Monday, 19 May 2003, 06:22 PM ]
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Tormentor:
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Ha Ha Ha ! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />
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Mr. Jones:
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You say that I am a "bad bad man" and Tormentor is a "funny man"...
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I guess that would make you a funny, bad man ! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Ozymandias Jones [ Monday, 19 May 2003, 11:39 PM ]
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I prefer the term "Humorous Evil Doer", if you don't mind!