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Three dorky nerds John, Bill and Jim, die and go to heaven. <br /> St. Peter greets them at the Pearly Gates and lays down the <br /> rules. <br /> St. Peter proceeds to tell the three of them that everything <br /> will be fine as long as they don't step on any of the ducks around <br /> the place. <br /> "When you step on one, it quacks, and before long, they all quack!" <br /> "There is a harsh penalty for stepping on a duck" says St. Peter and <br /> leaves the three nerds to fend for themselves. <br /> In almost no time at all, John steps on one of the thousands upon <br /> thousands of ducks that are everywhere. <br /> All the ducks are quacking and St. Peter shows up with an amazon <br /> woman. He chains the nasty looking amazon to John and tells him that <br /> he must spend eternity with her and leaves Bill and Jim. <br /> Not much later, Bill manages to step on a duck and the ducks all begin <br /> to quack. Sure enough, St. Peter shows up again with a skinny, mousey <br /> looking woman and chains her to Bill and is told that he as well must spend all eternity with this woman. <br /> A week later Jim is cautious and hasn't stepped on any ducks. He notices <br /> that St. Peter is approaching him with a chain and the most voluptuous, beautiful blonde he has ever laid eyes on ! <br /> St. Peter tells Jim the nerd that he must now spend eternity with this well endowed beauty. Jim, unable to believe his good fortune asks St. Peter... <br /> "What did I do to deserve this ?" <br /> The woman says... <br /> "I don't know about you, but I just stepped on a duck !" <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> A man skydiving for the first time pulls the ripcord but his chute does <br /> not open. In desparation he reaches for the reserve chute, and it too <br /> fails to open. He prays like never before and much to his surprise he sees <br /> a woman skyrocketing up from the ground. As she zooms by him he yells out... <br /> "Do you know anything about parachutes ?" <br /> "No" yells the woman... <br /> "Do you know anything about gas barbeques ?" <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

And so is answered the age old question of why you always see the most beautiful girls on the arms of dorks it's just preparation for heaven. <br /> <br /> Thanks Den. <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Good Jokes Den, as a frmer skydiver I appreciate a lot the second one <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt="" /> ....