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Anonymous [ Monday, 08 August 2005, 07:38 AM ]
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I'm too old for such things but this is just a joke, I'm a little drunk (again) and I thinked it would be cool to have a boyfriend , and here are all my pre-tencions,..I mean..preferences. If the local village/town idiot fits this descriptions please message me. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Physical look : don't care , ok just not to be more skinny than me ,and not much tall <br /> Age: over 18 , just in any case <br /> -to speak latin (very important) and to teach me <br /> -to speak other languages as: bulgarian , french ,english , russian , romanian , ancient and modern greek , german , italian , spanish , emm...sellen (I'll teach him) what else.., "macedonian" , japanese...and more <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Political orientation ( very important if you're living in a country when the most popular topics are foootball and politics <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> ) not a commie, neo-nazi , anarchist, hippy , socialist or socialdemocrat or liberal ... <br /> -member of the anti-chalga union (very important) <br /> -to hate sport as much as I do even more if possible <br /> -to be fascinated/obssessed with :death , razors , blood , chains , blood and chains (Iron aestetics) , apocalypse , causing apocalypse , modern history (WWII expert) and history in general , burning photos , burning everything , afterlife , surrealism , dadaism , symbolism , everything classical (litterature , music , movies) , rabbits <br /> -to be artist , no matter what art ( Just not a chalga singer! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" /> ) <br /> -to wake up about 5.00 afternoun , not to sleep at night or at all , coffee addicted if possible <br /> -potential drinker (alcoholic drinks , I'm not going to pay for the drinks <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" /> ) <br /> -potential smoker <br /> -to shoot skillfuly (and teach me) <br /> -to have a driver licence and a car if possible <br /> -not to wear make-up or nail polish or something that usually is weared by the opposite sex <br /> -not to dance under any circumstances ( I can't dance too) <br /> - developed imagination (very important) <br /> - as more anti-social as possible <br /> - not to like people in general <br /> - to hear voices (but not MY voices ) <br /> - if the previous is not possible not to be jelous that the voices speak only to me <br /> - not to go in discotheques (very important) and waste a 4 hours or more of a beautiful night with crappy music and cheap alcohol in the company of 12-13 years old boys and girls, which look like 16 years old because of their make-up <br /> - a doctor or dentist if possible <br /> - individualist (very important) <br /> - not to belong to any subculture (no offence ) except anti-chalga society <br /> <br /> <br /> That's it. Come on I don't want so much , do I ? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> I'm going to check in the madhouse tomorrow
Anonymous [ Monday, 08 August 2005, 08:38 AM ]
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Well, you know what you want. <br /> <br /> Pangor
TdaC [ Monday, 08 August 2005, 10:25 AM ]
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Well my list is shorter <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" /> What i like in a man is a lot of humor and a big heart <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" />
Ozymandias Jones [ Tuesday, 09 August 2005, 05:19 AM ]
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Well, erenda, it's good to know what you're looking for. <br /> <br /> The trouble I've always found is that when I do fall for someone they tend not to meet the requirements... I'm just a romantic fool really <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />


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