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If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software: <br /> <br /> Patron: Waiter! <br /> Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? <br /> Patron: There's a fly in my soup! <br /> Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. <br /> Patron: No, it's still there. <br /> Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. <br /> Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. <br /> Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? <br /> Patron: A SOUP bowl! <br /> Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? <br /> Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer;what has that to do with the fly in my soup?! <br /> Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? <br /> Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! <br /> Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? <br /> Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?? <br /> Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. <br /> Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? <br /> Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. <br /> Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now. <br /> <br /> [waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check] <br /> <br /> Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. <br /> Patron: This is potato soup. <br /> Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. <br /> Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. <br /> <br /> [waiter leaves.] <br /> <br /> Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup! <br /> <br /> The check: <br /> <br /> <br /> Soup of the Day . ........... . . . . . . . . . $5.00 <br /> Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . . . . . . $2.50 <br /> Access to support . . . . . . . . . . ..........$1.00 <br /> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

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