Ozymandias Jones [ Monday, 30 June 2003, 06:48 AM ]
Post subject: Why women are smarter than men!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
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Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
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After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our
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cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
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that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest
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of our days".
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Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
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This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this,
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here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
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wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
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good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
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The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
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then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
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immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
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The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
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The woman replies," No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
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Den Tracy [ Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 02:25 PM ]
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This is funny <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> , but I wouldn't put it past someone to try it. !
Tormie [ Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 09:33 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> I like this kind of humor ! I've to stay longer in this forum ...
Ozymandias Jones [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 01:37 AM ]
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Glad we can amuse you. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />