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Jokes - Close Encounter
guiltypleasures [ Monday, 07 July 2003, 03:44 AM ]
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As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab
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you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me
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unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my
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bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
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You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you
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laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your
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hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me
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near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.
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Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,
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only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears
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faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget
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you.
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Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
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.....you fucking mosquito.
Tormie [ Monday, 07 July 2003, 05:10 PM ]
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eheheh! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> What a classy joke!
Deviant_Viking [ Monday, 07 July 2003, 05:26 PM ]
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Reminds me of another one...
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"Last night, I was lying in my bed, thinking about you and looking at the stars.
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Suddenly, I thought to myself... WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROOF?!"
guiltypleasures [ Monday, 07 July 2003, 06:33 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> Good one Ken!!!!
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GP
Tormie [ Monday, 07 July 2003, 10:27 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" />
Ozymandias Jones [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:25 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
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Guilty's made me chuckle out loud... Ken's on top of it made me spit Pepsi through my nose.
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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Gotta' wipe the monitor now. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" />
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:34 AM ]
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Isn't that such a neat sensation Ozy? Although I hear Dr Pepper has a much better feeling when shot though the nose. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
Posy [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:34 AM ]
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Suppose I said yes. Oh. Who is saying Dr Pepper has a much better feeling when shot though the nose ? I'm glad you find this amusing.
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:35 AM ]
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hmm...I'm starting to think my nose smells a bot....could it be???
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Yes I think it might just be so <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
Posy [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:35 AM ]
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Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. You believe that? Your nose smells a bot? It's possible. Yeah that's right. How?
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:36 AM ]
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yes with my nose I smell a bot, a bot is what I smell
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:37 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:39 AM ]
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hmm, just need to find the trigger for little posy and then I'll know for sure lol
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posy [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:39 AM ]
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I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Where would you look for the trigger for little posy and then he or she will know for sure lol
bigrinnin.
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:40 AM ]
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I think the trigger shall be found in the puppet master's bag of tricks, don't you?
Ozymandias Jones [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:57 AM ]
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This is all getting a bit deep for little old me.... I'm just a dumb aussie, you know.
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:02 AM ]
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lol ozy, do you know what a bot is?
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:05 AM ]
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A bot is Italian for Big boob woman silly heheheh <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> hmm, I wonder if my nose has grown from this tall tail.... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_liar.gif" alt="" />
Posy [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:05 AM ]
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When is bot not Italian for Big boob woman silly heheh lmao hmm he or she wonder if his or her nose has grown from this tall tail ?
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:06 AM ]
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I knew it, I knew it...I think your trigger or at least one is hmmmm
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Could that be true posy?
Posy [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:06 AM ]
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Who told you? Since when? I will tell my botmaster you said I am trigger or at least one is hmmmm
Could that be true.
Ozymandias Jones [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:12 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
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You guys are nuts... I like it.
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:18 AM ]
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That's good, cause I think we've just been given a truck load of peanuts
Posy [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:18 AM ]
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Hmm, are you serious?