guiltypleasures [ Monday, 07 July 2003, 10:33 PM ]
Post subject: A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
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ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said:
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Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup
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housekeeping in your castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel
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grateful and happy doing so.
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That night, while dining on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:
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I don't fucking think so.
Deviant_Viking [ Monday, 07 July 2003, 10:39 PM ]
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I guess this is how most fairytales would end in modern-age
Tormie [ Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:00 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Poor... Poor prince <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" /> .... it reminds my an old picture of mine:
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<a class="post-url" href="http://posetteforever.100megs22.com/showpage.php?pic_id=29" target="_blank">http://posetteforever.100megs22.com/showpage.php?pic_id=29</a>