guiltypleasures [ Monday, 21 July 2003, 06:58 PM ]
Post subject: Maude and Claude
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a retirement community. They met
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in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each
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other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude
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asked Maude out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted.
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They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant
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in town. And despite his age, Claude was still a charmer. Afterward,
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Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink.
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Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,
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Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
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As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
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each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
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Claude was thinking:
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"If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."
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Maude was thinking:
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"If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
Ozymandias Jones [ Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 12:21 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
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Although... I don't think I'll set my imagination to work on a mental image of this <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 09:28 PM ]
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eheheh! What a rocky grandpa ! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />