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Jokes - Blonde Joke
guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 06 August 2003, 05:05 AM ]
Post subject: Blonde Joke
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains.She says to the salesman "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.The surprised salesman replies "but Madam,computers do not have curtains".To which the blonde said "helloooo.... I've got Windows!"
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A very flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast
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enlargements.
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He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of
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your nipples and say,
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Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
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She did this every day faithfully for several months, and it worked!
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She grew great boobs!
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One morning she was running late and as she sat on the bus remembered that
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she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she was so proud of her
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new boobs she didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said,
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"Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
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A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"
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Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
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"Hickory dickory dock . . .
TdaC [ Wednesday, 06 August 2003, 05:24 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Here's another one i heard the other day, although not as fun as your jokes.
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What do you call a smart blonde?
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A golden retriver.
Deviant_Viking [ Wednesday, 06 August 2003, 10:45 PM ]
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I wonder if that line works... not that I need it :pimpdaddy:
Tormie [ Thursday, 07 August 2003, 05:05 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" />
ahjah [ Thursday, 07 August 2003, 05:13 AM ]
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:-& <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" />