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Jokes - "The Knob"
guiltypleasures [ Monday, 11 August 2003, 06:10 PM ]
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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
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surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small
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knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to
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tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of
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course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
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Over the course of years the woman tightened this knob and the effects
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were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After
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fifteen years the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
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"All these years everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
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the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
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developed to annoying problems: first, I have these terrible bags under
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my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
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The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
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your breasts." "Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking
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about the goatee."
Deviant_Viking [ Monday, 11 August 2003, 09:01 PM ]
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So, is this funny but digusting, or disgustingly funny? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Monday, 11 August 2003, 09:55 PM ]
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:-& OMG !
Ozymandias Jones [ Monday, 11 August 2003, 11:02 PM ]
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It paints a vivid picture, doesn't it <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
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*Shudders*