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Mr.and Mrs. Smith, a couple in their 60's, were still sexually active. One day, Mr. <br /> Smith suffered a mild heart attack. While recovering in hospital, his doctor put him on a strict, low-fat and sodium reduced diet. <br /> <br /> "One more thing, Mr. Smith...no more sex with the wife for at least a month." said the doctor..."It could end up killing you" <br /> <br /> "I think I can hold out that long" replied Mr. Smith. <br /> <br /> To make sure that Mr. Smith didn't get any "sudden urges", he slept downstairs <br /> on the sofa while Mrs. Smith slept upstairs. There were no problems for about two <br /> and a half weeks. One night Mr. Smith could no longer "hold out" and in the dark he made his way to the stairs and was about to pay his wife a visit. <br /> Halfway up the stairs he bumps into his wife who asks ... <br /> <br /> "Where do you think you're going ?" <br /> "I was going upstairs to die" replies Mr. Smith <br /> "Oh yeah ? Well, I was just on my way down to kill you" said Mrs. Smith <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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Never heard this one before... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" /> love it.....and what a way to go <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

You really think so?

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> A really "clean" joke ! Very classy <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" />