Den Tracy [ Wednesday, 22 October 2003, 09:59 PM ]
Post subject: What do we get grandpa for his birthday ?
Another groaner...
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It was Grandpa's 80th birthday and the same question came up like it did for many years previous.
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"What do we get him this year ? He has everything and wants nothing !"
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There was a lengthy silence and several family members stared off into nowhere,
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deep in thought.
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One of the grandchildren, about 13 years of age jokingly blurted out
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"Why don't you get him a hooker ?" as he laughed hysterically...
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Several family members looked at one another and nodded their heads in
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agreement.
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"That's not a bad idea. Grandpa has not been with a woman for nearly 15 years,
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since Grandma died. He doesn't have too much time left, so whay not make him
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happy ?"
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Someone said, "Okay, I will set it up for the day before his birthday and that
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way he won't suspect anything."
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The day before Grandpa's birthday the doorbell rings.
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Grandpa opens the door to find a fairly good looking woman standing there.
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"Are you Mr. Smith ?" asks the hooker
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"Yes I am and what do you want" replies Mr. Smith
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"I don't want anything. I am here to give you super sex !" says the hooker
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Mr. Smith stands there, as if deep in thought
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"Well....Hmmmm...In that case I'll have the soup !" replied Grandpa mith <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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Groan....yeah, I know...
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 23 October 2003, 10:56 PM ]
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Now that's funny. Sad, but funny.