Den Tracy [ Wednesday, 22 October 2003, 10:14 PM ]
Post subject: A risky joke
It was the beginning of the new school year and Johnnie was now in the 4th grade.
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Everyone found their designated seats and waited for the young female teacher
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to address the class.
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She stood up and walked over to the chalkboard and introduced herself.
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"Good morning class...My name is Miss Prussy and I will be your new homeroom
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teacher"
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"Good morning Miss Prussy" replied the class.
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Mary put up her hand and Miss Prussy, after consulting the seating arrangement sheet said
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"Yes, Mary... Do you have a question ?"
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"How do you spell your name ?" Mary asked.
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Miss Prussy proceed to spell out her name on the chalkboard and said
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"It rhymes with pussy"....
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The next day, before the daily lessons began Miss Prussy asked a question...
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"Does anyone remember my name ?"
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None of the children put up their hand to respond.
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From the back of the room Johnnie's hand is frantically waving.
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Miss Prussy looked at the seating arrangement sheet and saw that the boy waving
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his hand was none other than Johnnie.
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"Johnnie, do you know what my name is" she asked
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"I sure do... It's Miss Crunt ! replied Johnnie <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 23 October 2003, 10:54 PM ]
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So close to being dirty, but so far away. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />