Den Tracy [ Wednesday, 22 October 2003, 10:26 PM ]
Post subject: A duck at the pharmacy
A duck walks into a pharmacy and is standing in front of the condom display.
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The pharmacist notices the duck standing there, looking indecisive at the vast selection.
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The pharmacist walks up to the duck and asks
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"Is there something that I can help you with ?"
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"I would like to buy some condoms, but I don't know which ones to choose" replies the duck.
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The pharmacist explains things to the duck, but the duck still looks a bit baffled.
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"What do the other ducks end up buying" askks the duck
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The pharmacist points to a box and says
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"These blue, ribbed ones are very popular"
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"Okay, I'll take a box of those ones" says the duck.
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Both make their way to the cash register and the pharmacist asks the duck...
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"Do you want me to put these on your bill ?"
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"No...I'm not that kind of duck... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" />
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(Sorry)
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 23 October 2003, 10:45 PM ]
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