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Jokes - At The Pearly Gates
Den Tracy [ Saturday, 06 December 2003, 04:13 AM ]
Post subject: At The Pearly Gates
Three men die a few days before Christmas and find themselves at
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the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is standing there and says to the men...
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"Before you can enter Heaven, you must have something in your possession that is symbolic of this holy time."
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The first man reaches into his pocket, fishes around a bit and pulls
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out a lighter. He flicks the lighter and tells St. Peter that the lighter's
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flame is symbolic of a candle.
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St. Peter finds this acceptable and lets the man enter Heaven.
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The second man produces a set of keys and tells St. Peter that these are
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symbolic of bells. St. Peter lets this man enter Heaven as well.
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The third man fumbles around and produces a pair of women's panties...
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St. Peter raises an eyebrow and asks the man...
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"What does this symbolize?"
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The man, grinning like <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Ozy Jones <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> on an Aussie beach says...
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"These? Why, these are Carol's"... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Saturday, 06 December 2003, 04:53 PM ]
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tda42 [ Thursday, 11 December 2003, 04:54 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_angel.gif" alt="" />
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 18 December 2003, 12:24 AM ]
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Joy to the world! For Carol's bare bum!
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It's smooth and firm and round.
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Let me prepare her room,
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and heaven and nature sing.
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Joy to the earth! Carol's so cute!
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let men their songs employ
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for her eyes and hair and smile,
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repeat the sounding joy.
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" />
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Joy? Who's Joy?! I thought we were Carolling <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" />
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Thanks for the laugh Den <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Den Tracy [ Thursday, 18 December 2003, 04:28 AM ]
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You been hittin' the brewskis there Mr. Jones...
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or are you just happy to be here ? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 18 December 2003, 06:33 AM ]
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Just happy to be in this cheerful little virtual world... away from the cares and troubles of the real one <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" />
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And just feeling a little like bein' silly <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />