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You find yourself in a strange building by the elevator. <br /> The elevator is coming down and it stops on your floor. <br /> <br /> Ding ! <br /> <br /> The door begins to open and to your shock and amazement you see <br /> three people... Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan and a defense attorney. <br /> You immediately, by instinct, reach into your coat and draw your gun. <br /> Unfortunately, you have only two bullets.... <br /> Who do you shoot ???? <br /> You shoot the defense attorney...twice.... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

One back at'cha... <br /> <br /> A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" <br /> <br /> They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. <br /> <br /> "Leave us alone you religious nuts! "yelled the first driver as he sped by. <br /> <br /> From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. <br /> <br /> "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

Ha Ha Ha ....Good one Mr. Jones ! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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Nifty lookin' avatar there Amazon !