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Ozymandias Jones [ Tuesday, 08 April 2003, 07:31 AM ]
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Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar drinking and talking about current cattle prices. <br /> <br /> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" <br /> <br /> The woman shakes her head, no. <br /> <br /> "Kin ya breathe?" <br /> <br /> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. <br /> <br /> The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. <br /> <br /> His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver,' but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
Den Tracy [ Tuesday, 08 April 2003, 01:34 PM ]
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