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More fine examples of jokes from the dawn of time... <br /> <br /> <br /> What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic ? <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> About halfway <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> I decided to post these jokes to show my caring, feminine side. <br /> ...also hot chicks always like to laugh <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/toothy9.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. <br /> She said .. . . You wear pants don't you? <br /> <br /> He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? <br /> She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. <br /> <br /> He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? <br /> She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! <br /> <br /> On a wall in a ladies room . .. .. "My husband follows me everywhere" <br /> Written just below it . .. . " I do not" <br /> <br /> Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? <br /> A. Both of them. <br /> <br /> Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? <br /> A. He buys two cases of beer. <br /> <br /> Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? <br /> A. The bonds mature. <br /> <br /> Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? <br /> A. So men can remember them. <br /> <br /> Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? <br /> A. We don't know; it has never happened. <br /> <br /> Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? <br /> A. They already have boyfriends. <br /> <br /> Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" <br /> God says: "So you would love her." <br /> "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" <br /> God says: "So she would love you"

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Always good for a laugh <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/LolLolLolLol.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> ( <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/crybaby2.gif" alt="" /> I have to do dishes and change toilet paper <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/crybaby2.gif" alt="" /> ) <br /> <br /> >sigh!<

<blockquote class="quote"><div class="quote-nouser">Quote:</div><div class="post-text"> <br /> "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" <br /> God says: "So she would love you" <br /> </div></blockquote> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> i didn't get one of the 2 men that actually do dishes, lol. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_wall.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />