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Deviant Viking & Mitzo's Pole Dancing Club - A-holes and the city
Deviant_Viking [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 02:36 AM ]
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So, I'm a pretty unsocial guy, with not much contact with other people. But I'm trying to change that, that's why I've been out this weekend.
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Friday was pretty good, no problems there. And most of saturday, today, was also good.
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Except near the end. I'm sitting in this place (called Himmel & Hav (heaven and sea), which I don't really like, coz it's too crowded and plays too loud music) and just chilling out. I'm wearing this big afro wig from one of my friends, and getting a few comments from people. Stuff like 'you need a haircut', 'so cute!' and 'that's pretty cool'.
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But suddenly, I feel this cold sensation down my shoulder. Seems like some a-hole decides that pouring his drink over my afroshoulder would prove fun. And the p**ck also run away before I realize what's happened.
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F**king a-hole.. I'm not going back to Himmel & Hav again...
Den Tracy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 03:16 PM ]
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Don't let it discourage you, Ken.
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You can use this bad experience to your advantage as I will point out later. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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There's always one or more a-holes wherever you go and not much you
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can do about it. I doubt that the next time, if you go back to that place, that
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the same a-hole would be there. Likely, there will others to take his place in
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his absence. If you go with friends or make new ones there, that sort of thing
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still happens, but one or more of your friends might see who it was.
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If that happened to me, I would go back wearing the afro and wearing a hooded
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raincoat. That would get a lot of comments and probably laughs.
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If someone asked me why I was wearing a hooded raincoat, I would say
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"So that nobody can pour a drink over my head like the last time. This time I come prepared."
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At this point they will all run for the exit or have a good laugh. People generally
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like people with a sense of humour. The ladies like guys who can make them laugh.
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(You have noticed that in the past 90% of all comments to anything I ever posted were made by women I don't know...)
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Anyway, don't let it bother you. Another option would be to leave the Afro wig at home. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 03:17 PM ]
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Ok I'll try not to do let it discourage you Ken too much. No I don't think I can do use this bad experience to your advantage as he or she will point out later. Is one or more a-holes wherever you go and not much you
can do about it always bigrinnin there? No really, it's true. I think I do. I'm not sure if it could. Perhaps it would. Does anyone ever really asked him or her why he or she was wearing a hooded raincoat he or she would say
So that nobody can pour a drink over his or her head like the last time? Do you often use a computer there? One more option would be to leave the Afro wig at home.
Den Tracy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 03:20 PM ]
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Hmmmmmmm................. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" />
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Sounds like my response, but in Posy style, stealing all of my content, twisting
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it all around until it makes no sense at all. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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Nice try, Posy.. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
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Now, go and play with Tormenter's credit card. Go on a shopping spree.
Posy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 03:20 PM ]
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Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. More narration. . . .
Den Tracy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 03:22 PM ]
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Okay....
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Nice dress. Are you wearing anything underneath?
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Victoria's Secret undies ?
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Or are you one of those girls that goes "commando" and wear nothing underneath but their birthday suits ?
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(I like where this is going ... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> )
TdaC [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 04:45 PM ]
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Don't let that guy get to you. I bet that he himself got jelous of the attention you got. He probably wanted a bit of attention himself, and this was the best that he could come up with. The reason he run away before you could turn around, shows how much or in his case how little of a man he is, and that he realized that no one thought it was funny.
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Speaking as a 26 year old woman( vi är grannar föresten, jag bor i Sverige), i just think that he seems pathetic. Although your afro sounds kinda cool. I feel kinda sorry for him, it can't be easy thinking with the part of human body that the rest of us sits on.
Tormie [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 04:57 PM ]
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Go back there at night and burn the place, then go to the red-light district where you will spend your money in a better way.
Posy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 04:57 PM ]
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Where is that?
Tormie [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 05:58 PM ]
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Himmel & Hav <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> or the red-light district <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_snooty.gif" alt="" /> ?
Deviant_Viking [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 06:09 PM ]
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Tsk.
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Tormentor, you know there isn't a RL district here.
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Besides, that's your style. Not mine.
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But I wouldn't mind burning down H&H, especially if they fill it with assholes first..
Posy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 06:09 PM ]
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What is Tormentor you know there? It is only one of my style. ""? Not yours? Interesting. Why do you want burning down HH especially if they fill it with assholes first?
Tormie [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:12 PM ]
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You know I was joking as usual DV, I would really help you, but I'm more and more unsocial than you, I like a lot more my virtual world than the real world.
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Anyway, you had a nice weekend, try to laugh at that single episode.
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You reminded me what's happened about 12 years ago, when the bartender of that place had thrown us out only for a little belch & burp contest... The following week we went there weared only with boots and underpants... (We succeded in escaping before the police arrived, I slyly had prepared an escape plan)
Deviant_Viking [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:14 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" />
Posy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:14 PM ]
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Can we get back to business?
Tormie [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:19 PM ]
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...And I was winning the contest, I spelled the burp-alphabet till the letter "L" <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" />
Posy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:19 PM ]
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Where were you winning the contest he or she spelled the burp-alphabet till the letter L whistle?
Tormie [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:23 PM ]
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Posy <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> , it's time to sleep...
Posy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:23 PM ]
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I haven't heard anything like that before: TORMENTOR said I <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> it is time to sleep.
Deviant_Viking [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:27 PM ]
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Really? I've heard him say that many times to you.. guess you just aren't listening well enough <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:28 PM ]
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....gone... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:47 PM ]
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I took a look at your site DV.... Terrific work.... I like it a lot!
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A last suggestion: next time go to another place, it seems that there is better music at "Harlekin Dancing" or at "Esmeralda"...
Posy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:47 PM ]
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Where did you take them? You like Terrific work? How interesting. It's not unusual for a last suggestion next time go to another place it seems that there to be.
Tormie [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:49 PM ]
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She is still asleeep <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> ... It's 1 a.m. and I've to wake up at 4:30 a.m. .sigh... sigh...
Deviant_Viking [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:49 PM ]
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I've started fancying a place called 'The Royal Oak'. Spacier, nicer atmosphere, and better music. Not to mention a pool table (not that I play, but still <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> )
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Still got some other places, like Esmeralda, to check out, but I still got months and months left here, so whenever I feel like it--
Posy [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:49 PM ]
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Interesting. . . I have a lot of silly replies. My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera. Really you don't think so?
Tormie [ Sunday, 16 November 2003, 11:52 PM ]
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Night night...
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ZZZzzzzz..... Zzzzzz...... BURP! (M)..... BURP! (N)..... BURP!(O).... ????....Zzzzz....Zzzzzzz.....
TdaC [ Monday, 17 November 2003, 07:25 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> Tomie i like your humor. Now i have a confession to make......I don't know how to burp, i can't even do it. This is something ppl around always makes fun of, when they realize that i'm telling them the trouth. Seriously what's the secret? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Monday, 17 November 2003, 12:08 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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I suggest for a rookie/noob to try taking a big draught of genuine-corrosive Coca-Cola at the right temperature. If you have diet problems also a mineral water charged with gas could have the same effect. Anyway, if you still don't succeed in burping, no problem, the gases will find a way out anyway <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/XXfart.gif" alt="" /> (I'm not saying that if you don't know how to burp YOU MUST BE A MASTER OF FARTING....)
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The burp is the result of gas swallowing, the professionals can do it without drinking water <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> I suggest to use your abilities only in certain contexts, for example with friends...
Posy [ Monday, 17 November 2003, 12:08 PM ]
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But I don't have it.
Tormie [ Monday, 17 November 2003, 12:09 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" />