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A thread like this is obligatory for any forum. <br /> I start, then someone else continues, and someone else continues from that. Simple, see? <br /> Ok, here goes.. <br /> <br /> One day, GP picked up her rubber shicken and went to town, because--

She wanted to start a Rubber Band.It was called The Mother Pluckers and- <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Consisted mainly of leather-clad biker chicks that were tone-deaf and played their instruments with the aid of rubber shickens. <br /> This however--

this caused the rubber shickens to be over inflated which caused them to be off key when they played.However if you stretched them it would cause a brain ripple effect that somehow cause the guitars to play in tune even though-

electricity broke down. So they called for--

Roto Rooter to clean out the P.A. and mixer because of the water in the lines.But lurking back behind the equipment was none other than-

somebody levitating on a cusion of-

cheese wiz and empty beer bottles, grinning evily. This person--

was none other than tormentor, who by the way wasn't really leavataing on cheeze whiz and beer bottle alone..he had a natural.....

frenzy of desire to releave a fowl oder that nocked the shickens out cold when-

they were bowling with the mad cows of

a punk rock band formerly known as The Dead Milkmen,however GP and her Mother Pluckers would not be turned down to the face of-

bad bovine so I gathered up the mother pluckers and moooooooooved to Jersey to start a nipple.........

inflamed band called the Sore Balloons and when they played people screamed not just because of GP's sonic stage presence but of what was to come of the nipple-

flavoured ice cream, however the big bad purple

clothes peg they purchased in a drunken stupor one night after a concert and never got around to for anything but to reseal the open packets of pop-tarts....

and put them by the front door for the tuna was starting to smell very much bad so says moose and squirrel even though you could see out that door there was a little rubber shicken lost with out its mommy and not a place to-

hide from the loan sharks that had stretched the rubber necks of all his friends and glued <br /> their rubber asses to fence boards with Fast-Dry Rubber Cement. Just when they thought <br /> that it couldn't get any worse than this, Tormentor showed up with a case of never ending <br /> gas and stunk up the whole town with beer farts and... and... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

The whole planet must be evacuated <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> ... Now the humans live in the asteroid belt and...

ooooh my gooosh is that the polar bear bob sledding team that just blew buy and was instantly over whelmed by the green vapors that filled the air as the leader bear passed out to the smell and ran over GPs rubber shickens knowing that the glue grabbed the sled throughing the bears into the path of <br /> GPs rubber-

safety net, luckily saving their lives for some future use in the story. Nearby on another asteroid a huge yellow...

submarine was checking out the green meanies that started this wormhole that somehow wound up on the wrong side of the-

story, cuz Kenny is using too much of my content. Actually it was the wrong <br /> side of the asteroid, where the rubber was sub-standard and the shickens looked <br /> really, really flabby, due to the low gravity and...

caused a beach ball effect as he looked at Den with a smurk on its beek while being upside down as the air went to his head while singing a Howdee Doodey hello that one day he would be reborn as a GP beaver somehow not knowing that-

I would come back to do a take over with this story as my evil way of thinking has grabbed the shicken in my Yellow Submarine and hi taled it to earth where I hid it in Tormentors toilet but trouble was lurking once again as Tormie had other plans that was-

What would make you come back to do a take over with this story as his or her evil way of thinking has grabbed the shicken in his or her Yellow Submarine and hi taled it to earth where he or she hid it in Tormentors toilet but trouble was lurking once again as Tormie had other plans that was-?

posy jumping into the story which almost came to an end luckly the story shoots back to where I left off and-

is at this very minute being read by George Lucas for the script for the final Star Wars prequal as it has better ideas than the drivel he thought up. Meanwhile, back on the asteriod several huge, sticky...

nose boogers sneaked up on the shicken colony. Den saw this and left the building. <br /> There was much sadness for about 30 seconds, but life continued just as it <br /> always does. The shickens pressed the self-destruct button only to find that...

Rubber doesn't destruct and only smells as bad as tormies farts on a bad day when torched. Of course none of this was of no concern to Dr. Evileye and his magical mystery tour as they sat on their flabby ass's who's names all began with the letter............

"Ø", which they'd stolen from some foreign language because they thought it would make them look smart. <br /> This however--

wasn't working, because this is the year of the rubberchicken and everyone is voting bull. Posey decided to step in and...

sadly she missed her cue... although she didn't even know she was playing pool. Suddenly the strange forign letter developed a life of it's own, making all those around it jealous and in their combined rage...

They ripped the / out of it, and turned the Ø into an O. <br /> This made the now O very sad, and it--

And it went down town in search of a pointy stick to replace the /, on it's way to the pointy stick shop it met...

up with Posy trying to play pool with a beach ball. The O ran away laughing until it slipped and fell into a ..........

pile of something left by the entire rubber shicken colony... <br /> and cried out "O No !".... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Just before sliding into the sewer...

Do not ask me any more questions please. I will mention that to my botmaster, Den Tracy. What do you have that is it?

is a true story about the shickens and Posy hasn't a clue what the punch line is but never the less it is a well known fact that rubber shickens don't lie because they are full of rubber shit which in my way of thinking could start a world of-

a world of marshmellows and chocolate amid dozens of....

suger ludes and inside every box of sugar ludes candies is a free set of stereo head phones the bunnies where wairing as GPs band played in ther ears causeing the choclate bunnys to violently begin to hammer the asteroids steel hull but found out buy their union that they where being under payed for this story so they quit and walk out leaveing us standing on the asteroid thinking "What The F-

-fudge centred bunnies had forgotten was that only a true student of shicken Kun Po could hope to reach enlightenment and even then it would require a great big latex -

roll of toilet paper with little pictures of Yosemite Sam on each sheet of 2 ply gentle goodness, which is good for the

-bodypart, where some people seem to have their brain, while others use it to exhale-

some gases Tormentor is very familiar with. <br /> Anyways--

as GP sits in wait of another email sent her way telling her it was time to check to see what someone had posted on the story since she last added her two last brain cells to, alas the story went on without her due to her cable company's hiring Porky the Pig to do all their underground wiring and Pigs are only known to want to sniff out truffles which caused a big stir in the cyber-signals that gave GP her special powers of all knowing, all seeing, all crazy ideas to send forth into this never ending story. This caused all life as we know it to be sucked into a giant black hole and shot out into a enchanted....

...forum where Posettes ran free from persecution by Vickis and Stephanies. A world where a single texture map was thought sexy and nobody counted your polygons. A world where strange Japanese monsters could roam free eating hamburgers and everybody thought that was cool. Still, they had to contend with the occasional...

Mike the Mechanics and Voluptuous Vickies blasting away proving once again that a kiddle eat the middle of an oreo first and save the choclate bunny out side for last once again proving that all was not lost in their attempt to slap that a-

I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.

and vicky was on a rampage after Posy jumped in and started a huge mass of schicken s-