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With my hand on my hard... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <i>Let me start that again, sorry </i> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> I solemnly swear on my heart and my shicken, <br /> <br /> That I will molest all the beav... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <i>Oops, did it again. Sorry.</i> <br /> <br /> That I will respect the beavers and all their rights, <br /> <br /> And leave some cheeze whiz in the fridge, <br /> <br /> Every time I leave the kitchen. I also swear loudly and often... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_snooty.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <i>Bad me.</i> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> I also swear that I will obey all ClubHoUse rules adn show up at least <br /> <br /> When I can be bothered... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> <i>That's not right</i> <br /> <br /> Once a day to let everyone know that I and my shicken <br /> <br /> <i>(my shicken?)</i> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Are still kickin! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <i>How's that mistress?</i>

Godawful.. but better than my attempt which was cencored alltogheter

hahahahhahah, you two are so nuts....no wonder I love it here! <br /> You both pass, you are now officially Bozo's of the clubhouse! <br /> Yeah!!! <br /> <br /> Always, <br /> A mystery to me

Zank you, meestrisss. Igor is happy! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I know this post is older than dirt, but I think now that I've returned to the Almighty Clubhouse, that we should review these rules and make sure all the newest members have read and accepted them. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> Please read carefully page 1 of this post and then follow the instructions to become a Bozo of the Clubhouse. Members who have already become Bozo's may also need a refresher course! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/ayeah.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/ayeah.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/ayeah.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/TFR718 (6).gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/TFR718 (6).gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> ahhh Tormie sweetie, you don't have to take the oath, your the boss here <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/notworthy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Now the rest of you soddy lot get yer butt's over there to the shicken alter and take the sacred oath or no more Tuna Tarts! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/girl_cray2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/girl_cray2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/ayeah.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/ayeah.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/ayeah.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/TFR718 (6).gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/TFR718 (6).gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/TFR718 (6).gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/TFR718 (6).gif" alt="" />

Ahem.... <br /> <br /> "I solemnly swear on my heart and shicken that I will respect the beavers and all their rights <i>(and some of their lefts...)</i> and leave some cheeze whiz in the refrigerator every time I leave the kitchen. <i>(If little else. And another thing - cheeze whiz in a can? Why can't it use the sandbox like the rest of us?)</i> <br /> <br /> I also swear that I will obey all Clubhouse rules and show up at least once a day <i>(whether wanted or not...)</i> to let everyone know that I and my shicken<i> (or other duly appointed novelty poultry...)</i> are still kickin... <br /> <br /> So say we all." <br /> <br /> OK... now that I'm officially a bozo, where do I pick up my red nose?

<span style="font-family:Arial;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="color: black;"> </span> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I don't think I would be a candidate for this shadowy conspiracy since I'm philosophically opposed to swearing any kind of oaths in general, but I read the whole thread and am not at all sure what this is about. Perhaps someone could give a short refresher course for new people about the origins and purposes of the Order of Sacred Rubber <strike>Chickens</strike> Shickens? There seem to be some stern commitments required, but no mention of any benefits to joining the club (would a person get an e-mail diagram showing the secret handshake? a high-quality genuine plastic decoder ring? a handsome leather-bound copy of the <a class="post-url" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necronomicon" target="_blank">Necronomicon</a> personally signed by Cthulhu?). I think for your membership drive to be successful the club will need to give some thought to coming up with a slick advertising campaign, perhaps with music videos and celebrity endorsements (if Madonna or Britney Spears are not available, I bet you could get the <a class="post-url" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Raisins" target="_blank">California Raisins</a> or <a class="post-url" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALF_(TV_series)" target="_blank">Alf!</a> pretty cheap these days). Another sure-fire attention-getter would be to have a raffle to give away a fantabulous 1975 <a class="post-url" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIL3fbGbU2o" target="_blank">Chrysler Cordoba</a> (but only if you can find one with <i>rich Corinthian leather</i>). <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/new_shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_liar.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Of course since I'm writing as an outsider, if these suggestions don't seem appropriate to the goals, by-laws, or procedures of your club please feel free to ignore me. <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/ph34r.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:10px;"> <br /> Edited: a) fixed spelling error; b) fixed formatting of clever and witty url that wasn't translating properly. <br /> </span>