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Guiltypleasures' Clubhouse - Landman guess what I found

Landman [ Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:37 PM ]
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alright then..... what do you want for the navel? i can trade you my air force? :tomcat:

guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:45 PM ]
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hmm, that's pretty tempting, but I think I'll stick with the navel thank you <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> GP

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:10 PM ]
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:silly: i need my marble back..... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/crybaby2.gif" alt="" /> you never know what could happen without it..... :combustion:

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:13 PM ]
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How about some :spam: instead? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> GP

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:14 PM ]
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sigh..... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/evil5.gif" alt="" /> its stated right here that that marble belongs to me......

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:33 PM ]
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Read the <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/new_cussing.gif" alt="" /> fine print! Marble shall remain in the custody of the person herein who has pocession of it at any given time. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/bduh.gif" alt="" />

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:42 PM ]
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me and my friends say different!!! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/5censored.gif" alt="" /> :wrestler37: :wrestler31: :wrestler14: :thin: :whax: :lichmalignus: :whdat: <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/thefinger.gif" alt="" />

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:59 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> Okay, Here ya go, here's your stupid marble! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> :forcefeed: <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 04:12 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_hand.gif" alt="" /> no thanks, i'm full

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 04:12 PM ]
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Full of <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/pottytrain5.gif" alt="" /> most likely! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 04:16 PM ]
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Thats not nice.... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/sad3.gif" alt="" /> i doth protest....... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/protest.gif" alt="" />

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 04:20 PM ]
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Sorry but I did smell something <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/5badair.gif" alt="" /> and I thought I was going to be :-& . My mistake, it looks like it was just the :animalcat: <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> GP <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" />

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 04:52 PM ]
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No that was me...... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/XXfart.gif" alt="" />

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:00 PM ]
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hmm...I kind of had that feeling, since I don't own a cat! lol GP

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:05 PM ]
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you don't have a pussy??? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/new_shocked.gif" alt="" /> oh thats right you have a beaver..... :animalbeaver:

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:10 PM ]
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Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:36 PM ]
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you just keep your beaver away from my marble.....

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:38 PM ]
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Hmm...well I think that's a little late...I just gave the marble to my beaver..and he says "no tradies back" sorry <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/sad.gif" alt="" />

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:40 PM ]
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no tradies back? your beaver said no tradies back???? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/new_cussing.gif" alt="" /> tell your beaver that i'm not stuffing it any more!!!

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:44 PM ]
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Nope, no tradies back he says...and he's starting to scare me now...he's putting the marble on his tail and aiming at the screen with an evil grin on his face....

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:48 PM ]
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i think it may be time to contact my lawyer mr leonard j. crabs where the j stands for hell of a good job!! :smoker:

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 06:03 PM ]
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Damn I just new we hadn't seen the last of leonard j. crabs! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the gutter you bring in that wacko! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_wall.gif" alt="" /> And the j stands for I'm just a joke of a lawyer! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 06:25 PM ]
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oh.... your in for it now!!! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" />

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 06:34 PM ]
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After consulting with my various legal representatives, I have found out that they haven't worked a day since I hired them months ago. They are literally sitting around, doing nothing but whittling and singing folk songs on my back porch. One of them is playing a jug. As a result, I have to give them work in some shape or form to justify the incredibly large fees they are charging me. I believe that some "legal action" towards you would be the perfect case for them to take. So it is with heartfelt regrets that I must inform you I am unable to go on without my marble. I have been told by the tech department that it will be impossible in about four days, so you can slip into a coma or something, wake up four days from now, and pretend that you did in fact give me back my marble. I believe that is an acceptable compromise. Please contact me ASAP with details of your lawsuit, so I may turn off "Momma's Family" and inform my legal team of it. thanks Landman

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 08:45 PM ]
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Hmm, this all seems rather interesting and idiotic so I've been seeking advice as well and I've found that the only way to serve my best interests in this matter is to first eat a Gnome, as they are tastey as hell, finish knitting the 3 nippled halter bra for Grammie Sugerbottom and then lastly after a beer and tuna chaser I'm off to find my own legal help....So Mr. Landman you shall be hearing from me in no later than 1 day to six months, whichever comes first!! Sincerly Ms. Pleasures

Tormie [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 09:11 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> Oh My... What fun <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ! Tonight is "comment time", I have about two hundreds of pictures of my friend to look at all around the net, and because I'm a good fellow I'm going to do the hard work... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/XXfart.gif" alt="" />

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 09:17 PM ]
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Well don't make me take out the whip Tormentor, get craking on all the pic's and comments! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Tormie [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 09:32 PM ]
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Yessir chief, as a gift I left to you a little "treasure search" in the album <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> (ADULT Flag on)

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 09:34 PM ]
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Oh my, a little gift for me? I just love little gifts, I shall hurry right along and see if I can find the treasure, I love a good hunt you know <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> GP

Tormie [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 10:05 PM ]
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Oh my god ! Now I've to send a dozen red roses in the states for Gp to pardon my evil joke <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> , and my bank account is crying :crybaby:... Better idea <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> , delete the comment (I'm the admin, I > can < ) and the joke is gone... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> Joke ? what joke ? :?

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 10:33 PM ]
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I love Roses <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" /> But since I found the joke, maybe I would like 3 dozen Red ones <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> You have to be faster than me Tormie, and I'm pretty quick. Now off with you to the flower shop and I don't want cheap one's! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> But I still love ya tormie, you are so much fun and such a nice guy to work for on here <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> <never hurts to suck up to the boss ya know <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" />

Tormie [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 10:56 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> Oh, Gosh ! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> ...Too much for me <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" /> ... *ahem* anyway... It was something on the hidden meaning of the word "spanish" (feminine) in my language...

Tormie [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 11:04 PM ]
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Ouch ! She was fast *really* <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_wall.gif" alt="" />

Landman [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 11:05 PM ]
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I have spoken with my legal team, who has finished tattooing various colorful slogans on each others' thighs, and they have informed me that I will be able to take my marble back, but the 3 nippled halter bra(for legal purposes) has to stay. They were very adamant about this, and used the phrase "You can't take away the 3 nipple halter bra, sissyboy!" many times. So, although the quotes will be taken off, I have been forced to keep the lawsuit up. In addition, my lawyers have suggested that it might be in my best interests to post the msn transcript between you and Grammie Sugerbottom, where you refer to her as an "ugly woman" and a lesbian. They have informed me that is "really bitchin'" and "a kick in the crotch". After reading it, I have to agree. I hope you find this compromise acceptable. Landman

guiltypleasures [ Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 11:53 PM ]
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Oh so your lawyers have given you permission to take back the marble....well buster, I"ve talked to people too, and Elvis has told me under strick confidence that the marble is under no UFO supervision, but once he's back in the building he is going to take my case and cause you utmost grief! He also sang me a song <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> After hanging up with him, I then went to my attorney Etta B. Snickerdoodles and she after seeing this propostorous outrage you have soured upon my soul and knee caps has told me <very curtly> that it is within my powers to advance to go and collect all your marbles to which you still have ownership of and also all the navel lint that is within your pockets. Oh yeah, and I'm suppost to ask you if you are free Sat night, she needs an escort to the Bingo Parlor. So, your compromise isn't acceptable at this time, nor another time either..unless that a time comes that I'm asleep and you have forced me to do things against my will and I've given up the marble in utter desperation. Good day sir! Ms G. Pleasures

Deviant_Viking [ Thursday, 24 July 2003, 06:49 AM ]
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Tsk... I'll make this simple. *steals the marble and makes the gnomes hide it* THAT'S FOR MESSING WITH THE GNOMES!

guiltypleasures [ Thursday, 24 July 2003, 02:36 PM ]
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Well, I guess I've lost my marble now...and I was so much wanting to see Elvis in action again. Now I've got to call Snickerdoodle and tell her that she will most likley have to find a new bowling partner. Dang! Always the last to know