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<span style="font-family:Impact;"><span style="font-size:24px;"><span style="color: #e50000;"> An INTERIVEW</span></span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:18px;"><span style="color: #ff00b2;">with the Tormienator...</span></span></span> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/party-smiley-004_774.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:14px;"> by leahman</span></span> <br /> <br /> I awaited for some time expecting Tormie to arrive, and 'as I expected, <br /> <u>he appeared a few hours late</u> in the Dodge, turbo-deseil<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;"> Prowler</span></b></span> convertible, <br /> he acquired at the Airport. <br /> <br /> From inside my Office, I heard: <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/new_shocked.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:24px;"><b><span style="color: #b200ff;">R O A R o o OOOMM...... <br /> ...S C R E E C H</span></b></span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family:Impact;"><span style="font-size:24px;"> ...B l u i m t h p c k ! ---</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><span style="font-size:18px;"><span style="color: #0099ff;">" Eh 'S o r r y ... about 'yur Kitty - lady..." </span></span></b></span> <br /> <br /> I peaked out the window to see that 'He parked the car then <br /> took a few minuites to <i>figure out 'how to work the door handle,</i> then <br /> he got out... <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <br /> He was dressed in black pants, with Hush-Puppies on his feet, and a Tee Shirt <br /> -where <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">Ringo</span></b></span> was standing in front of the <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:14px;"><b><span style="color: #e500ff;">Magical Myestry Tour</span></b></span></span>- Bus. Then, realizing <br /> that he was wearing 'most of the pizza 'he'd also gotten at the Airport, he changed <br /> into a (somewhat) clean shirt... <br /> <br /> and I heard -the doorbell ring. <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/TFR718 (6).gif" alt="" /> <br /> Answering the front door He smiled cordially, and followed me through <br /> my home, into my Office, where he sat on the couch, and gazed out the window. <br /> <br /> He gave a big wide smile but was interrupted by <u>a low</u> but certainly <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><i>audible </i></span> <br /> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><i><span style="color: #7200ff;">release of bodily gas</span></i></b> </span> - that lasted -at least 40 seconds and had, -a very <b><i>-zippy</i></b> ending... <br /> (My ' Cat retreated, with a startled expression) <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Apparently flying 'made Tormie - neverous... <br /> I went to my desk( to breath) and to <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><i><span style="font-size:14px;">get a Steno Pad</span></i></b></span>, as he stared around <br /> the room. Noticing the candy dish on the coffee table, filled with wrapped <br /> Butter-Rum candies he helped himself, muttering something -about the <br /> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><i><span style="font-size:14px;">crappy food on the Airplane.</span></i></span> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/very_sad.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Apparently these, only further activated his appetite as he then reached inside pants <br /> pocket and produced a cellophane wrapped packet -of <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b>Cheese Crackers</b></span>. <br /> <br /> The cellophane <i><b>stubbornly refused</b> 'his pudgy fingers,</i> but he smiled and then produced <br /> a pocket-knife 'with which to <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><i><span style="font-size:14px;">coax</span></i></b></span> the stubborn cellophane <i>-open.</i> <br /> The <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><i><span style="font-size:14px;">-years dull knife,</span></i></b></span> finally succeeded -in getting the thing 'open, however, the <br /> contents were now reduced to <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><i><b><span style="font-size:14px;">more-or-less '- cracker-crumbs...</span></b></i></span> which he lapped <br /> up out of his hand. <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> <br /> He had black -rimmed glasses<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><i><span style="font-size:11px;">(I wondered -if they were Italian Army issue)</span></i></b></span> <br /> and his brown thinning hair was showing gray. I went into the next room (the kitchen) <br /> as I was interested to see his reaction to R E A L CocaCola... <br /> <br /> but apparently - those cracker-crumbs -had tickled 'his rounded nose... <br /> <i><span style="font-size:24px;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><span style="color: #00ff33;">U</span>ah <span style="color: #00bfff;">C</span> <span style="color: #9900ff;"><span style="color: #8cff00;">H</span></span> <span style="color: #cc00ff;">o</span><span style="color: #3300ff;">o</span><span style="color: #8cff00;">o</span><span style="color: #f200ff;">o</span><span style="color: #00ffd8;">o</span><span style="color: #ff0099;">o</span><span style="color: #ff00cc;">o</span> <span style="color: #ff0000;">! !</span> </b></span></span></i> <br /> <br /> The cracker crumbs were now '<u>all over the room</u>, and his hand -was filled with a combination <br /> of the <span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b>Yellow-Orange 'cracker crumbs</b></span></span>, and the green reminant -of a <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:14px;"><b>truly </b></span></span> -devastating sneeze... <br /> <span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><i>"Want some cracker-? " </i></b></span></span> he smiled sheepishly, showing me <u>'what his hand</u> <i>now contained</i> <br /> as he rubbed it slowly 'onto -the belly of his shirt... <br /> I brought him something to snack on, -easier to open... <br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.donkeyzone.net/coppermine/albums/userpics/10003/Davide.jpg" target="_blank" title="Click to open image in new window"><img src="http://www.donkeyzone.net/coppermine/albums/userpics/10003/Davide.jpg" alt="Image" title="Image" /></a> <br /> <span style="font-family:Lucida Console;"><b><span style="color: #00ff0c;"><span style="font-size:14px;">NO NANNER -For You donkey... You might get fat...</span></span></b></span> <br /> --------------------------------------------------------------- <br /> "No Thanks ." -I answered. <br /> <br /> "So Davide, you operate the world's only site, dedicated to a single Poser Model. What is it <br /> about the P-4 female that captures your imagination, to the extent that 'you'd devote -such time <br /> and egostencial resources as necessary -to bring her to life ?" <br /> <br /> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><i><span style="font-size:14px;">"She- got- <i>'<b>nice</b> wegs</i> cute feets and <b>big </b> tiddies..."</span></i></span> he answered -but looking <br /> -at the collection of antique surgical 'and barber instruments -on my coffee table. <br /> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><i>"What'z THIS ?"</i></b></span> - he asked, picking up a particularly ominous-looking surgical spreader <br /> -that had belonged to a long deceased 'surgeon relative of mine last-used in the <i>Civil War.</i> <br /> <br /> "Be careful... with that... it's ..." " <span style="font-family:Impact;"><span style="color: #f20000;">OUCH !</span></span> " he wailed, holding -a now <i>pricked stubby finger...</i> <br /> "<b><span style="font-size:14px;">SHARP..</span></b>." -I said... he plunged it back on the coffee table, his feelings -obviously hurt by the <br /> encounter... <br /> <br /> "And how <u>do you find</u> America, now -that <i>you are here ?" </i> <br /> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:14px;"> " I <u>not drive</u> <i> the plane...</i>" </span></span>he replied. <br /> "<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:14px;">so I <i><b> not have </b></i> to find America... plane driver <i> she -knows where she is...</i></span></span>" he was drinking the <br /> CocaCola -as if he'd never tasted anything like it, so <br /> I offered to sweeten it with some Crown Royal. He tasted it <i><b>stirred it a little </b></i> <br /> with the end of his finger, then motioned for me 'to <i>add more - to it.</i> <br /> <br /> Soon he was telling me, <i>his entire life story.</i>... and he was <b><i>swaying -and getting happier</i></b> <br /> -<u>all the time</u>. He much liked my worn NASA jacket, and I gave him a real Applo 12 Mission Patch <br /> when he said that he wanted -to "<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:14px;"><b><i>visit NASA</i></b></span></span> " and <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b><i>"fly shuttle into Space."</i></b></span> <br /> <br /> <b><i>Before he was completely ineaberiated</i></b> I asked him about a <b>Secret Project</b> , the posibilities he'd <br /> been investigating, <br /> <b>If you've ever played 1st person video games, or seen a demo of 3-D applications like "Second Life", <br /> then you are familure with how as a Character, you can enter cyber space as a <br /> 3D character, almost like a real world. Posette4Forever would be the first Poser Website to have a <br /> real Cyber Clubhouse where members can meet and converse, as the 3-D characters we all know. <br /> </b> <br /> <a href="http://www.donkeyzone.net/coppermine/albums/userpics/10003/WORLD.jpg" target="_blank" title="Click to open image in new window"><img src="http://www.donkeyzone.net/coppermine/albums/userpics/10003/WORLD.jpg" alt="Image" title="Image" /></a> <br /> This Cyber Clubhouse may have many different "levels" in the same way that there are different <br /> locations within a Video game. You could soon be taking a tour of Venice, in a Gondola steered by <br /> a wise-cracking Bus-Driver, in -real-time, or take a ride -on Tormie's Bus, or join Indiana Tormie <br /> in a treasure hunt. You'll be able to "speak " to your PF friends, and accquire and use objects, but as in <br /> -all video games there are dangers and pitfalls, too numerous to mention. <br /> ....... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/connie_pacspit.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <u>We'd talked for some hours</u>, and I was enjoying our conversation quite a lot <br /> when I noticed <i><b> that familure </b></i> ...."<b>You've Got mail</b>... coming from <br /> my computer on the desk. <br /> <br /> <hr /> <br /> Subject: (<b>for Tormie</b>) <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/angel11.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Keep 'taking my Name '-in vain... <br /> .......and I'll <br /> .......make Traffic <br /> .......<b><i>WORSE</i></b>... <br /> <br /> ..................<span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">GOD</span></b></span> <br /> <br /> <hr /> <br /> Subject: (<b>for Tormie</b>) <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/angel11.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-family:Traditional Arabic;"> We -<b><i>need to talk...</i></b> <br /> .......Meet me, at my place, Sunday <br /> .......before the Soccer game. <br /> .......Bring the family.</span> <br /> <br /> ..................<span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">GOD</span></b></span> <br /> <hr /> <br /> Subject: (<b>for Tormie</b>) <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/angel11.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> You -<b><i>only think...</i></b> <br /> .......it's been Hot Around Here... <br /> <br /> ..................<span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">GOD</span></b></span> <br /> <hr /> <br /> <br /> He insisted that <i>someone was playing a Gag -on him..</i> <br /> I asked 'if he'd<i> given my E-Mail address </i> -to anyone..? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> <br /> but he insisted that <i>'that didn't prove anything,</i> because he hadn't <br /> given any address -to be handed a telegram <i>-at the Airport </i>either. <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/dontknow.gif" alt="" /> <br /> By the time the Crown Royal was gone <b><i><span style="font-size:14px;"> so was he... </span></i></b> <br /> (sound asleep) on the couch, hugging 'my <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:14px;"><i>struggling</i></span></span> 'big cat <br /> to use him for a pillow... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/connie_3.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <u>It is our hope</u> that as matters, such 'an impending change of residence subside, - that <br /> Tormie will <i>continue to make PF </i> -<u>the best place on the internet</u>, with <i>the<b> special Magic</b> and creativity <br /> that comes with a heart as big as Texas</i><span style="font-size:10px;"> ( and a certain lack of personal hygine )</span> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">TORMIE... </span></b></span> my friend, <br /> For all the fun we have -with you <br /> <span style="font-size:8px;"> <br /> </span>and being 'such 'a special Guy... <br /> <br /> What can I say ? <br /> <br /> ' For <b><i><span style="font-size:14px;">all you do</span></i></b> <br /> <u>This Bud's <b><i>-for you</i></b></u> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/boysnightouthl.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> Thank you for the interview my friend <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/TFR718 (6).gif" alt="" /> ... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> Even if I'm not <u>so</u> disgusting <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/connie_ashamed.gif" alt="" /> ... My farts will last long in your beautiful house so that you can think of me every time <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/TFR718 (6).gif" alt="" /> ... <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> OMG! I can't breathe for laughing so hard. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> I didn't post my RealWorld (TM) address when I registered, did I ?? <br /> <br /> Perhaps I am not too paranoid, after all...

<blockquote class="quote" cite="viewtopic.php?p=40076#p40076"><div class="quote-user">Nik wrote: [<a href="#_somewhat" onclick="javascript:open_postreview('show_post.php?p=40076');" class="genmed">View Post</a>]</div><div class="post-text"><img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> I didn't post my RealWorld (TM) address when I registered, did I ?? <br /> <br /> Perhaps I am not too paranoid, after all...</div></blockquote> <br /> <br /> We already know it ...

It's him! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/notworthy.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/JC_ThankYou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/JC_ThankYou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/5thanks.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/ibrakeyou.gif" alt="" /> < Tormie leahman> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/shutup.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/clock.gif" alt="" /> TIME - for Leahman to shut-up - <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" />

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