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<span style="font-size:22px;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="color: #a50000;"><u>What Makes 100%?</u> </span> <br /> What does it mean to <u>give</u><i> <u>MORE</u> than 100%? </i> <span style="color: #ffffe5;">''''''</span> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/5badair.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <u>Ever wonder</u> about those people who say <i> <span style="color: #ffffe5;">'''</span> they <br /> are giving <b>more than 100%?</b> </i> <br /> <i>We have all <u>been to those meetings</u></i> <span style="color: #ffffd8;">'</span> where <b><i>someone</i></b> <br /> <u>wants <b><span style="color: #990000;">you</span></b></u> <span style="color: #ffffe5;">' </span>to <i>give over 100%</i>. </span></span> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <u>Here's</u> a little mathematical formula <br /> that might <b><i>help you answer these questions:</i></b> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:18px;"><b>If:</b></span> <br /> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:18px;"><b>is represented as:</b></span> <br /> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. <br /> <a href="http://www.posetteforever.com/files/posted_images/4948/me.png" target="_blank" title="Click to open image in new window"><img src="http://www.posetteforever.com/files/posted_images/4948/me.png" alt="Image" width="323" title="Image" /></a> <br /> <br /> <br /> H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K <br /> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 <span style="font-size:18px;"><b>= 98%</b></span> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:18px;"><b>and</b></span> <br /> <br /> <br /> K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E <br /> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 <span style="font-size:18px;"><b>= 96%</b></span> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:18px;"><b>But ,</b></span> <br /> <br /> A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E <br /> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5<span style="font-size:18px;"><b> = 100%</b></span> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:18px;"><b>And,</b></span> <br /> <br /> <b>B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T</b> <br /> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 <span style="font-size:18px;"><b>= 103%</b></span> <br /> <br /> AND, <u><span style="color: #a50000;"><span style="font-size:17px;">look how far</span></span></u> <span style="font-size:18px;"><b>ass kissing </b></span>will <i>take you.</i> <br /> <br /> A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G <br /> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 <span style="font-size:18px;"><b>= 118%</b></span> <br /> ''''' <a href="http://www.posetteforever.com/files/posted_images/4948/donk.png" target="_blank" title="Click to open image in new window"><img src="http://www.posetteforever.com/files/posted_images/4948/donk.png" alt="Image" width="323" title="Image" /></a> <br /> <div style="text-align:center;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;"><span style="color: #720000;"><span style="font-size:12px;">(donkey -<b><u>Hopes</u></b>— someone <i>will Kiss his Ass</i>— <br /> -Which <b><i> <span style="font-size:13px;">really would be</span></i></b>... an <u>Over 100%</u> -experience...)</span></span></div> <br /> <b><span style="font-size:18px;"><div style="text-align:center;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"> <br /> <div style="text-align:center;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;"><img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> </div> <br /> ...So, one can conclude <u><span style="color: #7f0000;">with mathematical certainty</span></u>, </span></div></span></b> <br /> <br /> that While <u>Hard work</u> and <u>Knowledge</u> will <b><i>get you <span style="font-size:16px;"> close</span></i></b>, and Attitude will <i><b><span style="font-size:15px;"> get you there</span></b></i>, <span style="color: #7f0000;"><span style="font-size:18px;">its the <b><i>Bullshit</i></b> and Ass kissing</span></span> that will<i> <b><span style="font-size:18px;">put you over the top.</span></b></i> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-family:Impact;"><span style="font-size:28px;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="background-color:#ffffaa;"><div style="text-align:center;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;">'REMEMBER MANY PEOPLE ARE ALIVE <br /> SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'</div></span></span></span></span>

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Um, I, too, have sat through many meetings where Senior Management have invoked YetAnother 110% Effort. <br /> <br /> On one occasion, we were still picking up the fall-out from previous 'Full On' campaign. This manager was noted for his athleticism. I quietly asked his 100 metre time. Though puzzled, pride made him reply. Then I asked his 200 metre. Then his 400 metre. Then his kilometre. Then his half marathon... <br /> <br /> At which point, he realised that I had gaffed him. <br /> <br /> I pointed out that his previous 110% session had exhausted our 'contingency' stocks of instrument consumables, and we were deep into back-order country. We'd be hard-pressed to support normal production for several weeks, so any hurried 'stupids' by Production would cause grid-lock... <br /> <br /> After he finished gulping like a beached guppy, he promised to pass on our concerns... <br /> <br /> We later heard that he did, and even quoted my running analogy: He was not a *nice* person, but he could do the math...

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Now I must see how does it result in Spanish and expose it in the <br /> next boring job meeting <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" />

I've seen it elsewhere, but no one does a funny with your style.