Subject: What Do You Do ?????
You find yourself in a strange building by the elevator.
The elevator is coming down and it stops on your floor.

Ding !

The door begins to open and to your shock and amazement you see
three people... Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan and a defense attorney.
You immediately, by instinct, reach into your coat and draw your gun.
Unfortunately, you have only two bullets....
Who do you shoot ????
You shoot the defense attorney...twice.... :D :D :D

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One back at'cha...

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

"Leave us alone you religious nuts! "yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

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Ha Ha Ha ....Good one Mr. Jones ! :D

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Amazon
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nifty lookin' avatar there Amazon !

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