I'm too old for such things but this is just a joke, I'm a little drunk (again) and I thinked it would be cool to have a boyfriend , and here are all my pre-tencions,..I mean..preferences. If the local village/town idiot fits this descriptions please message me.

Physical look : don't care , ok just not to be more skinny than me ,and not much tall
Age: over 18 , just in any case
-to speak latin (very important) and to teach me
-to speak other languages as: bulgarian , french ,english , russian , romanian , ancient and modern greek , german , italian , spanish , emm...sellen (I'll teach him) what else.., "macedonian" , japanese...and more    
Political orientation ( very important if you're living in a country when the most popular topics are foootball and politics ) not a commie, neo-nazi , anarchist, hippy , socialist or socialdemocrat or liberal ...
-member of the anti-chalga union (very important)
-to hate sport as much as I do even more if possible
-to be fascinated/obssessed with :death , razors , blood , chains , blood and chains (Iron aestetics) , apocalypse , causing apocalypse , modern history (WWII expert) and history in general , burning photos , burning everything , afterlife , surrealism , dadaism , symbolism , everything classical (litterature , music , movies) , rabbits
-to be artist , no matter what art ( Just not a chalga singer! )
-to wake up about 5.00 afternoun , not to sleep at night or at all , coffee addicted if possible
-potential drinker (alcoholic drinks , I'm not going to pay for the drinks )
-potential smoker
-to shoot skillfuly (and teach me)
-to have a driver licence and a car if possible
-not to wear make-up or nail polish or something that usually is weared by the opposite sex
-not to dance under any circumstances ( I can't dance too)
- developed imagination (very important)
- as more anti-social as possible
- not to like people in general
- to hear voices (but not MY voices )
- if the previous is not possible not to be jelous that the voices speak only to me
-  not to go in discotheques (very important) and waste a 4 hours or more of a beautiful night with crappy music and cheap alcohol in the company of 12-13 years old boys and girls, which look like 16 years old because of their make-up
- a doctor or dentist if possible
- individualist (very important)
- not to belong to any subculture (no offence ) except anti-chalga society


That's it. Come on I don't want so much , do I ?         I'm going to check in the madhouse tomorrow

Well, you know what you want.

Pangor

Well my list is shorter What i like in a man is a lot of humor and a big heart

Well, erenda, it's good to know what you're looking for.

The trouble I've always found is that when I do fall for someone they tend not to meet the requirements... I'm just a romantic fool really  

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