The hell test


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#1  erenda 27 Dec 2005 09:22

I know this is not very suitable for the holydays , but I simply couldn't resist :   Don't worry , at least you will not have to pay your electricity taxes in hell and still be warm ...very warm.  
Here is the test.
 



 
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#2  Tormie 27 Dec 2005 10:01

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!
Third Level of Hell

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.



    

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
 




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#3  erenda 27 Dec 2005 10:32

[i:7eeb246d50]Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.[/i:7eeb246d50]

Oh...how "sweet"!   

Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very Low
Level 2  Lustful  Low
Level 3  Gluttonous  Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  High
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Moderate
Level 7  Violent  Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  High


It would be a good idea to read that scripture thing but unfortunately it BURNED! :   :   :   
 



 
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#4  JanReinar 27 Dec 2005 12:11


 




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#5  pangor 27 Dec 2005 18:10

I have been told many times where to go, and now this test tells me that it is the wrong place?!


Your fate has been decided....

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


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#6  TdaC 27 Dec 2005 19:40

*Waves* to Pangor, we're going to the same place! See you there...


Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
     
 



 
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#7  Tormie 27 Dec 2005 19:51

    
Ok, throw down some candies sometimes   ...
 




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#8  pangor 27 Dec 2005 20:20

*Waves* back to Thilda, It will be nice having a friend there during our stay.  We can help each other climb that mountain.  But I do plan to be here in this world for a very, very long time.

Tormie do!  We can toss down plenty of candies and frozen pizzas too.  By the time they get down far enough, they should be thawed and well done.

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#9  erenda 29 Dec 2005 17:36

BTW this article sounds very interesting (sorry christians   )
 



 
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#10  duttond 19 Jul 2006 17:16

I'm going to the place where Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are...uh...is there supposed to be something bad about that?  
 



 
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