After years of hard work a honest workman retires. As a gift for himself he buy what he ever desired, a new dazzling Mercedes Benz !
Unfortunately the day after he suffers an heart attack and suddenly dies... After a while his soul goes in the Saint Peter's office, where the Saint are looking at the workman's record book...
Saint Peter: "Well well well... No records, you were a very honest man, for you I have an appartment on a soft cloud, near the angels' chorus and exceptionally I can grant you a wish, ask me what you want! "
Workman: "ehm... I ever desired a Mercedes, so I want here mine... If it's possible..."
St. Peter: "NO, I'm sorry, but it's impossible, all the heaven is for pedestrians only..."

While St.Peter is speaking, a red Ferrari F50 with the number-plate "Nazareth 1" dashes along the office at high speed...

Workman: "Hey! you said: "no cars" ! And who's that ?"
St.Peter: "Oh! He's only the chief's son..."

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Ha Ha ha !

I heard a similar one with the same punch line

Now you've reminded my of an old favourite. Back shortly.

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

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