You know I'm a bus driver. Some times ago I was arriving at the terminus of my line, I turned my head back and see the bus was empty, then I powered on the internal loud speaker system, took the microphone and...

 [size=24:601f1862ad]"BURP!"[/size:601f1862ad]

an unreal belch (Just to see what's the effect...   )

Satisfied, I continued happily, when,  nearly the next bus-stop : "DING!", (someone had rang the bell to book the request stop)... An old (hidden) lady goes down... She said nothing  :poor:  :poor:  :poor: .

A collegue of mine tested the "rear variant" (without mirophone...). The two girls he didn't saw began to ROTFL until they went down...

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Ahhhh yes... the things we do when we think we are alone  

I live by myself at the moment and I am always thankful my Cat can't tell people what he sees  

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