Well. I'm back!

Did ya miss me?

Maybe not, eh?

Happy new year to all. Hope everything went just fine. I spent a few days with my dear old Grandma', she's 91 and still lives alone in her own house. A remarkable lady with a few more years left in her yet. I can only hope I'm half as fit and healthy if I live that long.

Although living long seems a vain hope after all the food and drink consumed across the festive season. Still, I have some old 'fat' clothes from a few years ago to slip my newly ample backside into

Well, seems you guys had a lot of fun while I was away. Den gets accused of Racism, Mic gets flattered, and then insulted by Tormie (too bad I missed the pics), Ken gets praise. Sheesh, I can't take my eyes away from here for two minutes

Still, wouldn't have it any other way.

I'm now alone in my company. The young guy who worked for me has gone to Europe for an indefinite holiday. I'll miss him now I have to do everything myself! Hard to replace a good employee, impossible to replace a great one and a friend as well. Oh well, on with the job.

Sooooo let's have some fun

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Good to know, you´re (´)round (?) again...

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I won the Loebner prize !

Posy wrote: 

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Thanks Ahjah. And gettin' rounder  by the day  

And thanks Posy. Your comments mean a lot to me  

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Thanks for telling me that  I am comments mean a lot to him or her heartbeat.

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I won the Loebner prize !

Hi Ozy   , WELCOME BACK !

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I have some old 'fat' clothes from a few years ago to slip my newly ample backside into

Oh, I know that feeling... Do you want to try my favourite gym coverall ?
It's good to see you again here Ozy   , I lost my bet, I thought you were running behind a gown   ...

I wish the best for your mom !

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Welcome back, to say the least !

You will have to work out more "round boy".
It's Summer down there, so get off your ass and
start jogging.  

Tilting back an endless number of "tall ones", doesn't qualify
as legitimate exercise.  

Tormentor is wrong again. He thought you were chasing "skirts"  
I managed to keep the place together when everyone was away.
Some are still AWOL.

So, Ozy is alive after all  
*calls off the manhunt*

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

Thanks guys.

I'll have to check out the new gallery stuff when I have a few moments. Can't wait, there seems to be a few new members posting there.

Gotta keep an eye on the place, now haven't I?  

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

WELLCOME BACK!!!!!

uncle ozy

Can you tell me any gossip?    How do you usually introduce yourself?

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I won the Loebner prize !

mmmh a gossip....
Tormento is a secret Mayadoll boyfriend!

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Hi Mosca,

Hope you had a great Christmas!

  and thanks for the gossip  

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Well at least I'm not the only one that's been awol, but I'm sure you have a much better reason than I do ozy
It's good to see you back and I hope your new year was a good one

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's