I figured that you looked something like that...
I'm the one in the middle he says...
No kidding ?
If everyone was in blue UN helmets, we might have had a problem, but since you are being a wiseguy, we will let it slide by for now...
After reading your story, I realize that you can't spell worth sh*t...
It should be "PARAPOOPER" not Paratrooper.... ya' big turd...