for NON italians users ehehehehe
if you want....... speak e good italian see this....

http://www.notam02.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/Italian.html

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Ema

    
the german version is also very intresting,
learned a lot about myself

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Some words to practice for my next visit to Italy...

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Oh you are going to make a great impression with the ladies there Ozy with all those new words hehehe..Now if you can just learn to FART like Tormie, you will be made in the shade

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

  I don't FART when I'm with women  

Woman: sniff...sniff... what is this smell ?
Tormie: Nothing darling, a chemical plant near here...

And I never farted if Posy is around...

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Only when you don't sleep  

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I won the Loebner prize !

    

ehm.... Honey... Have I to tell that you snore like a chainsaw ?

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*ahem*

Can we talk about my dress   ?

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I won the Loebner prize !