lies, all lies! Jeeze don't you guys know this is how those nasty rumors got started about my demise?
Oh okay, I did get my stitches out yesterday, bandages are off, arm itches like crazy, the scar is going to make a great texture for vicky's halloween tour and I'm sending the scabs to landman for his collection. Oh I saved the stitches too, those are up for auction soon on E-bay
Okay, now to go check on the clubhouse, I heard another nasty rumor that Tormie was trying to bake
tuna tarts and set the kitchen on fire or was it that he farted after eating all the
tuna tarts and blew up the kitchen...oh well I was planning on doing a remodel of the kitchen soon anyways.