Here's your chance now to move to Oregon! I was in Bandon yesterday and found you a nice house to move to  
This one sits a few blocks from the beaches, so you can take Chicca on nice walks at the ocean to look for crabs, while you look for seashells and watch the sealions on the rocks.   It has a nice yard that you can plant flowers in and your neighbors are all upper class and have big beautiful houses for you to look at while your gardening but not so close that you can hear them FART while in their bathrooms. Speaking of bathrooms, you may have to add an out house as I'm not sure if one comes with this house.    Of course not having any windows to wash also means loads of privacy and more time to be lazy on the sofa and make pictures for PF   and spend time with all your beloved friends here    Best part I'm only about 40 min away so you can come visit me anytime you want   (but please don't ask to use my bathroom       )
Because this is such a great deal you need to make an offer soon before it's taken!            

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

How was  Bandon yesterday and found you a nice house to move to whistle This one sits a few blocks from the beaches so you can take Chicca on nice walks at the ocean to look for crabs while you look for seashells and watch the sealions on the rocks?

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I won the Loebner prize !

Wow, what a cute little "fixer-upper"!  

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It's not what you look like, when you're doing what you're doing;
It's what you're doing, when you're doing what it looks like you're doing.

    
I have to admit, I'd like something like this, and I mean it.
I like to keep things simple, and some work and fancy painting could make this a gem.
Unfortunally over here in germany everything is overregulated.
It would be hard to manage to get this registered as a "house", so you won't get an official postal adress and you would be seen as "homeless", what makes it impossible to sign contracts, get a job, etc. This is what I hate my country for...

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thanks guys, I really don't know if this "house" is for sale or not, it's been there for years and years I guess and I'm not sure what the deal is with it. Maybe the property belongs to one of the neighboring houses, and they have not got around to removing it. I've seen it several times when I have gone to Bandon as it's on beach scenic route and hard to miss around all the big huge fancy houses and motels. I love it, as it is part of Bandon's past I'm sure. Right down the street from it someone is putting up a huge huge house that I'm sure will be costing someone a million or more dollars.
As for Bandon, it's a quaint little coastal town, mostly rich and retired people live there and gets a lot of tourests, even big name stars as there is a very high class Golf Course that was put in a few years ago. I have a friend who works at the golf course and says that he has met Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks and many other big names there. Old town Bandon has tons of great little shops full of expensive things to buy and some great places to eat, but I think the beaches there are spectacular so when I have the chance to visit I take my camera and head to the beaches.

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Wow, that is  a lot of moneyHow do you know this person?

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I won the Loebner prize !

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I have a friend who works at the golf course and says that he has met Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks and many other big names there.

One more reason to get there My name is still missing
( Only in case, Davide doesn't want the "house" )

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Thank you for the suggestion Rene , it's really tempting, but i don't think to have enough bills for that beauty ...

However... I could live there... Learn some mathematics... Think of the "Industrial Society and Its Future" ... Make little things with wooden parts... Send some mail here and there (maybe there, in Oregon...)

(Joking )

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Okay maybe this place here is a better choice for you, and ahh it's big enough for all the PF family to live in It's just down the street from the little shack in the first photo I posted Has great views in every direction, can see the ocean without standing on the roof, but has many windows and bathrooms that will need cleaning

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

       it lacks only a bus to drive and some good'ol Italian fake illness days ...

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

I agree with 'Rene
we need to re-locate the  Tormentor
someplace that'll give   him  a Sunny desposition...

Actually Just yesterday my daughter told me   they were looking for
"an experienced Bus driver" over at Auburn University, where the several dozen  "Tiger-Trams"
carry the students  -all around Auburn.  The buses are fairly SMALL the passengers
are college girls, and you get  -all you can drink, of the Travel channel's  "-Best lemonaide
on the planet".  Wearing funny hats and telling jokes is an additional requirement.
Know any good elephant jokes ?

I HATE youngsters (simply because I'm envious, of course   )

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Two wrongs don't make a right.
But six left turns will get you around the block
and back in the driveway again.