[color=indigo:8fefb13389][i:8fefb13389]Hello Ladies and Gentlemen   ! Here is your favourite teaser, your beloved   ( ) Tormie at his desk, deeply sinked in his armchair (filled of centuries old farts ).
The first winner for the new season is tazman.
What about tazman ? I don't know why but I ever thought that taz was from Germany, then from U.S.A. , then Posy   lurked I-don't-know-where and now I know where he comes from, but obvioulsy I won't say it to you for privacy reasons (or for a reasonable amount of candies). Now, taz, here is the microphone (taz sniffs the microphone and the color of his face turns to green... Tormie's cat's use to play with the microphone in strange ways...), and here are the questions: ![/i:8fefb13389][/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Tell us a little about yourself...personal background, family, etc. What ever you are comfortable with.[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]I'm 42 and shy. I play guitar and love being creative. I packed up smoking 8 months ago.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- How did you found Posetteforever ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]I turned over the "Mammoth stone of Amarexion" that was standing in my garden and there it was. Or was it that I just wandered around the internet and came across this site.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Where are you now?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]At home drinking a nice cup of tea and typing. Nope finished that got a can of cola now, now I am having a relaxing moment.  At what point do I stop answering this question and move on to the next?[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Can you describe what you see from your favourite window ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Rolling hills, the sea and yachts.
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[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you like live there ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]I guess it's ok here, could be better though.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- There's a typical drink there ? Do you like it ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]No typical drink here. But I do like the odd tipple of Drambuie.  :whistle:[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- What's your favourite food ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Hmmmmmm food    As for my favourite erm????? hard one I guess, Italian, Indian, Chinese and French.....and fish and chips. Basically I like all food.[/color:8fefb13389]

[i:8fefb13389](Tormie agrees :yes:)[/i:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- What do you do when you're alone, or when you think no one sees you ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]I fall asleep.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- How long have you been working with digital art, 3D and/or Poser ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]A couple of years with digital art and just over one year with Poser.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Have you ever visited another continent?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]I have vistied the chippy down the road, does that count?[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you consider yourself an artist or a hobbyist when it comes to digital art?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Hobbyist at the beginner level. I am a slow learner.
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[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you use a particular tecnique ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Yes, I use a special technique known as 'Click and Hope'. Click the mouse and hope the computer does not crash.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- What got you interested in digital art?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Seeing the wonderful artwork out there, and I wanted to have a go.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you use only Posette/Dork for human characters in your pictures ? why ? why not?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]I do use Posette/Dork, but I have used other characters as well. I guess it depends on what I am trying to do at the time. [/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you have formal training or are you self taught?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]I am self taught, I make a lousy teacher though, hmmmmmm,I am a lousy pupil too.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- What's your favourite artistic style?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Fantasy and surrealism.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you have other hobbies or special interests?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Yes and No.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Where is your strength coming from?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Strength ??????? I am weak as dish water.   [/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Will you invite us at your big party ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Of course, I will even pay for Posy's petrol to get you all here.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- What's your favourite digital art site ? (*wink* *wink* *blink* *blink* *bribe* *bribe*)[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]favourite digital site? I don't think I have one   Of course it has to be PosetteForever ( I had to say that otherwise Tormentor might take away my candies).[/color:8fefb13389]

[i:8fefb13389](Tormie stops his hand   ...)[/i:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you have a suggestion for posetteforever ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Just keep on going.[/color:8fefb13389]

---And now the questions that you waited for such a long time...---

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you sing under the shower or in the bathtub ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Yes, although it is bad.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you use to FART when you're in the tub just to see all those bubbles ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Of course, that's the whole purpose of bathtubs.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you use to burst those bubbles ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389] my secrets out.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do your farts smell very bad or no one notice when you make them ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]The least said about that the better     [/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you FART alone or do you consider farting a nice way to socialize ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]A glass of champagne and a FART with friends?   No[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- (Zen question) If you swallow a BURP does it turn into a FART ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Only if someone else is around to hear it.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Have you ever tried to FART but pooped in your pants instead ?[/color:8fefb13389]
     

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Do you read in the bathroom? If yes what ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Musical score, I know I am sad   [/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- What's your favourite book?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Hitchikers guide to the galaxy trilogy[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- What's your favourite TV show ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]At the moment it has to be Mythbusters.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- What's your favourite band or singer ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Status Quo.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- What's your favourite movie?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]The day the earth stood still. I remember watching it many many years ago as a kid, and the film has always fired my imagination.[/color:8fefb13389]


[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Where you would go now ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]To have a lie down. This has been too hard on me.[/color:8fefb13389]

[color=darkred:8fefb13389]- Have you paid a bribe to Tormentor in order to win the lottery ?[/color:8fefb13389]
[color=darkblue:8fefb13389]Well I wouldn't say bribed, I just offered to clean behind Tormentors fridge once a week for a year if I could win.  :liar:[/color:8fefb13389]

[i:8fefb13389](Tormie:         )[/i:8fefb13389]

[color=green:8fefb13389]Thank you tazman   ![/color:8fefb13389]

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As a species fish are more successful than mammals. How interesting. Really you don't discriminate.  Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. I am glad you enjoyed                  too hard on him or her             .

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Thank you darling   ! I like fishes  !

This interview will be available soon in our knowledge base archive

A reminder: A new lottery is running !

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     Fantastic interview. I always like these. Congrats Tazman.            Oh buy the way Status Quo is a really great band that I am fond of as well.

    

That was !

                  

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Ask me another question.

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A interview would be a great idea!   What you think about it Posy?

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"It" refers to interview would be a great idea, I think.

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It is good that you agree Posy!  

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Tell me about its good qualities.

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Well... I   to talk with a lovely lady on morning!  

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Well what?

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Just like we are doing now Posy!  

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In many ways, yes.  In other ways, no.

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