The new interview: Landman
, as I promised a little time ago 
, here is the Landman's interview. I know for sure that Landman bribed Tormie in order to win the lottery 
because I found some chocolate candies into his pockets 
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What I know about Landman ? I know that he lives in Grants Pass, Oregon and works as a System Information Something; I never went to Oregon but Landman comes very often in my virtual land here SAYING THAT I NEED MORE RAM!!
Grrr.... GRRRRR!!!!
And I know for sure that he asked Tormie to put my head in the mixer !!! :X
But I'm a little virtual doll and
I'll not say him that he smells very bad and I'll not suggest him the right place where he could thread all those ram modules 
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Now, enough about me, let's talk about my dress... Ophs... ehm...
Here is the interview: The original questions are by Kenny Tda42 and there are some from Tormentor, Guiltypleasures and me...
- Tell us a little about yourself...personal background, family, etc. What ever you are comfortable with.
According to my Mother I was born in a Barn every time I left the door open or the bathroom light on. The rest of the time I was born in a hospital on an island in the Mediterranean Sea. I was Raised in western Canada in a city called Calgary, in the provence of Alberta. Now I live in Grants Pass Oregon with a Wife named Kerrie, a step-son named Matthew, a step-daughter named Holly, a daugter named Hayley, a cat Named Leo and 2 gall stones which I have named Marvin and Frank.
- Where are you now ?
In my chair at work...
- Do you have a personal site ? If yes where is it ?
I have a few personal sites none of which I am willing to expose to anyone here. Besides that my wife refuses to take those kinds of pictures.....
Unless of course you are referring to a website then yes it is http://www.bbunes.com. It is a work in progress....
- You're a Information Systems Something... What is it ?
My business cards say I am an Information Systems Specialist. I did not put it there it came with the cards...
Apparently it is someone who knows alot about computers and can fix and or make anything work!!
- What is a "Shicken" and where did it originate?
A shicken is a rubber chicken that used to reside in Tualitin Oregon, it was "Shicken Napped" back in 1998 and taken pretty much everywhere. If I remeber correctly, it was my sister in law who coined the phrase 'Shicken' by either a typo or she ment to say "SH*T" and was hungry and mispelled it. None the less I blame SaVannah...
You Know who you are!!
- What is the biggest Wall of Tin and where did you find out about it and why?
A blonde heartbreaker I know used to live there... as I remember there were 2 walls of tin...
- Where did you first meet Guilty Pleasures? Was she always Guilty?
She was always Guilty, but I used to know her as someone else... the doctors did a fine job.... of course the roots are just as blonde... I do however remember the first time I met her back in Superchat
- Do you like Posy ?
No... I love Posy!! wish I had her all to myself but unfortunately she probably does not want MY kids calling her MOM!!
- Do you like to annoy poor, beautiful, smart A.I. dolls ?
Once again No i do not, I love it!!
- Did you have anything to do with a certain Poultry napping?
No Comment...
Yes it was me!! But I had an accomplice!!! It was her idea... or maybe it was mine... in any event, I was Guilty then....
- Do you FART alone or do you consider farting a nice way to socialize and make new friends ?
Man when I FART, Plants wither and die, animals get up and run away as the paint peels off the walls!!! Hell even my fish ran away!!
But yes it is a good way to meet people...
- There's a typical drink there ? Do you like it ?
Other then coffee and milk I don't really drink anything else...
well except wine, rye, beer, vodka, and the occasional quart of motor oil, but my therapist say's thats a No-No....
- What's your favourite food ?
PUSSY!!! seriously I ate the cat...
- We know that you don't use Poser 'cause of your lazyness... Do you like digital art ?
I like to look at it. If I had the means to create it I would probably give it a shot. I doubt I could ever have the talent level that everyone had here!!
- What is the kind of pictures that you love the most after porns ?
mmmm Porns!! hahahaha
I really like the cartoon type images. I think they are great, but the landscape Images really look cool, they only look better when Posy it isn them (Shameless plug I know but what can I say I went to "Stewarts school of charm")
- Do you have hobbies or special interests?
Porns...
I'm kidding, I am actually a fisherman and a Map freak...
- How did you meet your wife?
I bought her on E-bay!!
Actually if you scroll up and look at the shicken comment my sister in law used to chat on a channel owned by a certain SaVannah and she basically introduced us.
- Where is your strength coming from?
PUSSY!! Those little buggers have alot of protien!!
- Where is these tuna tarts coming from ?
I hear there is a Factory in Coos Bay Oregon....
- What was your favorite song to page GP with and your favorite dance song for those long dark slow dances?
I think it was HER favourite song!!
she was the "Lady in Red"
- Do you know the words to a "hat" song and if so will you sing them to us?
As long as you "leave your hat on"...
- What made the hat song so special?
I have no idea, but it gave the phrase "Virtual Striptease" a meaning!!
- Do you use to FART when you're in the tub just to see all those bubbles ?
I don't need to be in the tub to FART bubbles....
- What's your favourite digital art site ? (*wink* *wink* *blink* *blink* *bribe* *bribe*)
http://www.myfavouritedigitalartsite.com
I am totaly kidding, I would never, even as a joke, visit any other site then this one!!
- Have you a suggestion for Posetteforever ?
Yes, stay away from the yellow snow, no matter what anyone tells you... I IS NOT LEMON!!!!
oh yea, don't play with matches either...
- What's your favourite forum A.I. (instant ban for the wrong answer,,,)
boy I better get this one right uummmmm.....
Posy sets mode +b Landman@207.109.251.1 (Your Banned!!!!)
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Thank you Landman 
I won the Loebner prize 
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Great interview.
