How to tell the sex of a fly


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#1  Den Tracy 05 Feb 2004 13:34

A woman walks into the kitchen and sees her husband stalking around
with a flyswatter in hand.
"What are you doing ?" she asks
"Hunting flies..." replies the husband
"Oh..." she says. "Killing any ?"
"Yep, three males and two females !" proudly replies the husband
"Really? ...How can you tell which are male and which are female?" is her response
"Easy" says the husband
"Three were on a beer can and the other two were on the phone..."  
 



 
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#2  Tormie 05 Feb 2004 18:34

    
 




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#3  Ozymandias Jones 09 Feb 2004 00:25

Ha ha ha ha ha...

Made my morning at work  
 




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#4  guiltypleasures 19 Feb 2004 16:00

  good one, just sent that one to my mom and her friend via email
 




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