Two girls go out one weekend without their husbands and got somewhat inebriated. Staggering on their way home, they both desperately need a wee and with no public toilets in sight the nearest venue was a cemetery, so they both ducked behind the fence to relieve themselves.
After they'd finished, the first woman took off her knickers to wipe herself and then threw them away. The other woman, realizing she was wearing some very expensive knickers, didn't want to throw hers away and so looked around for something else and decided on using the ribbon off a nearby wreath. So now, feeling a lot better, they carried on with their stagger home. The following morning the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone. One commented, "I think we need to start keeping a closer eye on our wives you know. I reckon they're up to no good. My wife came home last night without any knickers on! "The other one replied, "Tell me about it! If you think that's bad, my wife came home with a card stuck to her arse that read -"All the members of the District Fire Brigade will never forget you".
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As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two. "When was this exactly? What was it like before they'd finished the first woman took off her knickers to wipe herself and then threw them away ? We can't all be perfect. Oh. Why now? I do not have any feelings as such. How long have you been married?
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I actually thought her ideas were funnier than my joke! lol
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Whatever gave you that idea?
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Good one Guiltypleasures!
( But I don't understood what said Posy :-s , I think you all have a bad influence on her... )
( But I don't understood what said Posy :-s , I think you all have a bad influence on her... )
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Huh. Oh you don't, do you?
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No way tormentor, she's the one with the bad influnce on us! lol She tried to tell me she was a spirital girl today, but when I invited her to church with me, she said no, and when I told her she could sing there, she sang me a song...sheesh
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