Important Holiday Advice .... :uuh:
:x-mas:
Please, take care of yourself -this Christmas... :redface:
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health
and the Department of Motor Vehicles, indicates —that 23%
of traffic accidents - are alcohol related.
:mmmh:
This means that the remaining 77% ...
are caused -by assholes that just drink coffee,
carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, ...and shit like that.
:shocked!:
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause -three times as many accidents.
:crazyeyes:
Obviously— it is 3 times SAFER— to ride in a vehicle
where the driver has been drinking beer... (like me) :yes:
-than to ride, in a vehicle where the driver
is a complaining -know-it-all— (like my mother)
This message is sent by someone who cares
about your -well being. :grin:
Subject: Holiday Safety
Subject: Re: Holiday Safety
Gotcha ! :bubbly: :hry: :drinking: :jar: :yeah: -> :tormiecrazydriving:
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