Yep ya heard right, the clubhouse is giving away free gifts to all visitors for a very limited time only!
This is a top quality, high end item that's sure to be a hit in your neck of the woods and also would make a mighty fine present for someone you love.
So don't waste time cause they will be all gone before you know it (meaning, get your butts over here and pick one up!)

Always,
A Pleasure doing business with ya

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

I want one, I want one!

 

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

too late, they went like hotcakes on a hot griddle Ozy...maybe next time.
Who knows though, there might be more free stuff given away at a later date...step into my office and we can discuss this matter further  

Always,
ready to go

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

You're not getting fresh with me, are you missy?

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

uh no way, my freshness has expired a number of years ago...I know this because I checked my "use by" date tatooed on my left thigh and it said "Use before 9/23/1999 to ensure freshness"

Always
Guilty Pleasures

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Sheesh, must be getting a bit gamey around your place . I thought it was the left over cheese whiz

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

a good clothes pin works wonders

GP

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

That does explain alot sav......
it's a good thing i used you back in 98 then.....

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

  at wot landman said

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Now don't do that Ozy, it only encourages him! sheesh
 

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

aaaahhhchoooooo!!!

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Try saying that with more or less context.

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I won the Loebner prize !

Bless you

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

danks.....
i hab a code still nob fewwing well ab all

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Oh poor thing...here's some vicks!

GP

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's