Well now.... It's like that is it
When I first started using computers we had to make our own 'bing-bing' noises with our mouths because the computer didn't have any speakers... well I call it a computer, but the keyboard was an old typeweiter just stuck in front of a black & white tv...and when we sent email, we had to catch the bus to deliver the message across town... and that was on a good day. And we had to do it barefoot with no breakfast because breakfast hadn't been invented yet. Or the phone. Hadn't heard of electricity either, we had to turn a hand crank on the side...
Python sketch here somewhere
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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
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