ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659


A lady about 8 months pregnant got onto a bus.  She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her.  She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  The man seemed
even more amused this time, so she changed her seat again.
After the fourth move the man burst out laughing, she
complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.  The judge asked the man (about 20 years old),
what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well, your Honour, it was like this.  When the lady got
on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.  She sat under a
sweets sign that said, "The Doublemint Twins are coming" and I grinned."

Then, she moved and sat under a sign that said,"Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling" and I had to smile."

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,"William's Big
Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident".......I just
lost it."

The case was dismissed.      

I thought that this was cute.  

      

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

                          

Ha Ha Ha Ha... good one!

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

I laughed when I heard this one, the day before yesterday.
     

        Good one  

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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?