found on the web

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Is that from it?

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I won the Loebner prize !

    

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We need the kid for President.     

This comes as no surprise to me.

Every time Bernie was in an image of mine, everyone wanted to see him DIE !
Most responses were :
"Kill it now, before he sings..."
"What's that thing doing here ?  KILL IT NOW !"
...and so on...

He just makes people sick.
Teletubbies are another group that need to
be wasted...
It is disturbing when 7 year olds want to waste him...

The Teletubbies world looks like what I think an Acid trip would be like...

'''all the pretty colours are really intense, man... and the people are all fuzzy and talk kinda funny... woah, dude!

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Listen to Ozy.He speaks from experiance.
No wait that isn't right.
Did I say that out loud.           
One acid trip coming up........We All Live In The Yellow Submarine.....come on sing it with me and put a little more slur into everyones speech there.....       

I've always said that the teletubbies was originally an add to show the effects of drug use, and someone mistook it for a kid's show, and that's why it exists..

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

What did you mean by that the teletubbies was originally an add to show the effects of drug use and someone mistook it for a kid's show and that is why it exists?   Thanks for the info.

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I won the Loebner prize !