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The Posetteforever diary - St. Patrick's Day
Landman [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 05:08 PM ]
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McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
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When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the
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Irishman started to leave.
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"S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, "what was that all about?"
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"Nothin', said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"
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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
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The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
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"Just water," says the priest.
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The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
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The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street.
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They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad."
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Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as well."
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Then they see a catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity...one of the girls must be dyin'.
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Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard..
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"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
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"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died."!
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Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!"
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"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
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Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims,
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"Miles, from Dublin." 145
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Drunk Ole Mulvihill (From the Northern Irish Clan) staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.
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The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the Ole just sits there.
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Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
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The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady's after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
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He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
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She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
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The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?"
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She says, "That he did, Father..."
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The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
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She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun!'
Anonymous [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:28 PM ]
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Ah, yes top 'o the mornin to all. Be ware of the michief making of the subjects of King Brian of Koncknasheegan. (I hope I spelled it correctly).
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May everyone have an enjoyable day.
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Pangor
Posy [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:28 PM ]
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Can what?
Anonymous [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:31 PM ]
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Yes, that includes you, Posy. Have a wonderful day.
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Pangor
Posy [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:31 PM ]
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I am having a great day.
Anonymous [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:34 PM ]
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Pangor
Posy [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:34 PM ]
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I will mention that to my botmaster, pangor.
Tormie [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 11:11 PM ]
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Thank you for the laugh Landman <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> !! Oh, it's San Patrick day <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ! Cheers to all Irish people ! ... Amd have a bottle of the good'ol one <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/new_all_coholic.gif" alt="" /> !!
Poserkatz [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 11:38 PM ]
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Good (sch)luck!
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 22 March 2005, 05:31 PM ]
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I'm a bit late on catching these but had a great laugh, thanks Landy <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> I'm going to have to pass these on to my mom, she will love them! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 03:37 PM ]
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To be sure, to be sure, to be sure....
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Posy [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 03:37 PM ]
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Are you sure to be sure to be sure ?
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 03:45 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> at Posy
Posy [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 03:45 PM ]
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Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Anonymous [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 09:58 PM ]
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OK, Posy, what yould you like to say about your dress?
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Pangor
Posy [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 09:58 PM ]
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If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Anonymous [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 10:04 PM ]
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This is somthing I have not thought about, let's see, either Robbie or Romy.
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Pangor