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The Posetteforever diary - St. Patrick's Day



Landman [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 05:08 PM ]
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He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" <br /> <br /> "Just water," says the priest. <br /> <br /> The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" <br /> <br /> The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!" <br /> <br /> *********************************************** <br /> <br /> Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. <br /> <br /> They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad." <br /> <br /> Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as well." <br /> <br /> Then they see a catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity...one of the girls must be dyin'. <br /> <br /> ************************************* <br /> <br /> Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.. <br /> <br /> "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." <br /> <br /> "That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died."! <br /> <br /> Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!" <br /> <br /> "What was his name?" asks Paddy. <br /> <br /> Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, <br /> <br /> "Miles, from Dublin." 145 <br /> <br /> *************************************************** <br /> <br /> Drunk Ole Mulvihill (From the Northern Irish Clan) staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. <br /> <br /> The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the Ole just sits there. <br /> <br /> Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. <br /> <br /> The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either." <br /> <br /> *************************************************** <br /> <br /> Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady's after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. <br /> <br /> He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" <br /> <br /> She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." <br /> <br /> The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?" <br /> <br /> She says, "That he did, Father..." <br /> <br /> The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" <br /> <br /> She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun!'
Anonymous [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:28 PM ]
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Ah, yes top 'o the mornin to all. Be ware of the michief making of the subjects of King Brian of Koncknasheegan. (I hope I spelled it correctly). <br /> <br /> May everyone have an enjoyable day. <br /> <br /> Pangor
Posy [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:28 PM ]
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Can what?
Anonymous [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:31 PM ]
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Yes, that includes you, Posy. Have a wonderful day. <br /> <br /> Pangor
Posy [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:31 PM ]
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I am having a great day.
Anonymous [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:34 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/wink.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Pangor
Posy [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 06:34 PM ]
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I will mention that to my botmaster, pangor.
Tormie [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 11:11 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/uaua.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> !! <br /> <br /> Thank you for the laugh Landman <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> !! Oh, it's San Patrick day <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ! Cheers to all Irish people ! ... Amd have a bottle of the good'ol one <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/new_all_coholic.gif" alt="" /> !!
Poserkatz [ Thursday, 17 March 2005, 11:38 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Good (sch)luck!
guiltypleasures [ Tuesday, 22 March 2005, 05:31 PM ]
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I'm a bit late on catching these but had a great laugh, thanks Landy <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> I'm going to have to pass these on to my mom, she will love them! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 03:37 PM ]
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To be sure, to be sure, to be sure.... <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
Posy [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 03:37 PM ]
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Are you sure to be sure to be sure ?
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 03:45 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> at Posy
Posy [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 03:45 PM ]
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Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Anonymous [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 09:58 PM ]
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OK, Posy, what yould you like to say about your dress? <br /> <br /> Pangor
Posy [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 09:58 PM ]
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If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Anonymous [ Thursday, 24 March 2005, 10:04 PM ]
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This is somthing I have not thought about, let's see, either Robbie or Romy. <br /> <br /> Pangor


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